Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Nedeska got a big ass head now
You not even the star of this show
You not even the star of this show
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Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
I really want to slap the shyt out of this dude for calling me a bytch.
Sometimes I hate the internet. The coli come up with some of the most insane theories on dating I've ever read.
I'm not saying I pull dimes all day, but I attract women. I feel like all normal guys I know do. Interacting with women on a daily basis is normal.
When I read coli theories on dating they sound as if they're typed by someone with little experience dating or with the opposite sex.
I'll tell you all a secret to flirting. It's just fukking talking! Ain't nobody casting no spells and there's no secret to it. Talk. Listen. Talk again. Listen some more.
Every normal fukking person knows there's that vibe that is sent or received, then it's on and popping. Everything else is a formality.
Lol people don't gotta stop masterbating, take pills, work out, make 6 figures to talk to fukking someone.
Lol I don't think about anything I say when I speak to girls. I let it fly, either she's with it or she's not.
Pro tip: the best way to start a conversation is to be weird. Not creepy, but weird and charming. For example, I saw a girl eating lunch alone.
I got some flowers that were being thrown away and put them in a cup of water. Flowers float. I put the cup of flowers in the middle of her table and said, "you're only missing two things, company and a beautiful center piece." Then I walked away.
Today she hugged me four times and was throwing the vibe. She's interested.
All I did was take some trash and put it in a cup of water. I spent zero dollars and it took me maybe five minutes.
Most dudes aren't putting in any effort to get girls. It looks easy because IT IS fukkING EASY.
Sometimes I hate the internet. The coli come up with some of the most insane theories on dating I've ever read.
I'm not saying I pull dimes all day, but I attract women. I feel like all normal guys I know do. Interacting with women on a daily basis is normal.
When I read coli theories on dating they sound as if they're typed by someone with little experience dating or with the opposite sex.
I'll tell you all a secret to flirting. It's just fukking talking! Ain't nobody casting no spells and there's no secret to it. Talk. Listen. Talk again. Listen some more.
Every normal fukking person knows there's that vibe that is sent or received, then it's on and popping. Everything else is a formality.
Lol people don't gotta stop masterbating, take pills, work out, make 6 figures to talk to fukking someone.
Lol I don't think about anything I say when I speak to girls. I let it fly, either she's with it or she's not.
Pro tip: the best way to start a conversation is to be weird. Not creepy, but weird and charming. For example, I saw a girl eating lunch alone.
I got some flowers that were being thrown away and put them in a cup of water. Flowers float. I put the cup of flowers in the middle of her table and said, "you're only missing two things, company and a beautiful center piece." Then I walked away.
Today she hugged me four times and was throwing the vibe. She's interested.
All I did was take some trash and put it in a cup of water. I spent zero dollars and it took me maybe five minutes.
Most dudes aren't putting in any effort to get girls. It looks easy because IT IS fukkING EASY.
VFib
All Star
Now people are scrambling to throw each other under the bus, as if I've forgotten who did what.
The BasedFather
Task Force
She hemmed my nikka up. Wish a female would put her hands on me like that 
Her ass would get tossed like Jazz
Her ass would get tossed like Jazz
The BasedFather
Task Force
Had to make a couple bands by my lonely, fukk niqqa I don't wanna be your homie.
Jay album was...something.
Wow, I'm shocked he didn't neg me back yet 
Paradise
Too tired to think of something witty to say...
Young people are becoming more and more rude.
I held the door for a young lady at Panera this morning and she didn't even let thank you utter from her mouth
Anyway good morning everyone... Have a good day.
I held the door for a young lady at Panera this morning and she didn't even let thank you utter from her mouth
Anyway good morning everyone... Have a good day.
My parents are probably coli posters and I don't even know.
A interracial couple came on tv, black woman/white man. My mom went on a little rant
A interracial couple came on tv, black woman/white man. My mom went on a little rant
I love these two together. This lady and Yara Shahidi's parents are the only two IR couples I like.