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Random, but I gotta say it: A butt does NOT have to be fukking 40+ inches to be considered a bubble. I see some threads where someones butt is called "flat"

just because its in the more medium range. Newflash: there is a great bit of variation between flat and fat asses.

Sidenote: A medium, perky bubble with nary a flaw NAKED >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a fat ass that best holds shape in pants.

That is all.
 

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Random, but I gotta say it: A butt does NOT have to be fukking 40+ inches to be considered a bubble. I see some threads where someones butt is called "flat"

just because its in the more medium range. Newflash: there is a great bit of variation between flat and fat asses.

Sidenote: A medium, perky bubble with nary a flaw NAKED >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a fat ass that best holds shape in pants.

That is all.
Shut up. You'd fukk both types.
 

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Shut up. You'd fukk both types.
:mjlol: 5 seconds after I posted that I thought:

"Damn, Red might get heated at this:beli:"


Also, you fukking right. I have. But Imma tell you, a fit girl whos butt holds shape with no panties on:letyasoulglow:no cottage cheese, and even some stretch marks:banderas:

An ass that bounces>>>>>>>>>>>>an ass that giggles.
 

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:mjlol: 5 seconds after I posted that I thought:

"Damn, Red might get heated at this:beli:"


Also, you fukking right. I have. But Imma tell you, a fit girl whos butt holds shape with no panties on:letyasoulglow:no cottage cheese, and even some stretch marks:banderas:

An ass that bounces>>>>>>>>>>>>an ass that giggles.
Why would I get mad? It's the truth. You would fukk both. You have and we all know it.
You can have a big ass and it 'hold' up.
You can even have a big ass that BOUNCES and jiggles.
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Why would I get mad? It's the truth. You would fukk both. You have and we all know it.
You can have a big ass and it 'hold' up.
You can even have a big ass that BOUNCES and jiggles.
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:mjlol:Thats the exception, and depends on your definition of "big."

Fact: The majority of asses that hold up the best, even the big ones, are mostly muscular. The girls with fat asses that lose them with weight:francis:That bytch bout to sweep
the back of her knees.

The exception is a fat ass holding up well. The norm is the smaller ones doing so, unless they are flat aka no glute muscles nor fat.

Long story short, its like "you can be fat and healthy.":mjlol:Fat jiggles:francis:muscle bounces:takedat:if a girl has a really big ass and its doing something in between, you can

bet she goes up in attractiveness if she drops some weight and picks up the weights:letyasoulglow:
 

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:mjlol:Thats the exception, and depends on your definition of "big."

Fact: The majority of asses that hold up the best, even the big ones, are mostly muscular. The girls with fat asses that lose them with weight:francis:That bytch bout to sweep
the back of her knees.

The exception is a fat ass holding up well. The norm is the smaller ones doing so, unless they are flat aka no glute muscles nor fat.

Long story short, its like "you can be fat and healthy.":mjlol:Fat jiggles:francis:muscle bounces:takedat:if a girl has a really big ass and its doing something in between, you can

bet she goes up in attractiveness if she drops some weight and picks up the weights:letyasoulglow:
Shut up.
I'm right. You're wrong.
I know more about this than you....


& how was your day?
 

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Shut up.
I'm right. You're wrong.
I know more about this than you....


& how was your day?
No, you aren't. I keep my ear to the skreets.

My day was good. Unfortunately I have to be at work in 7 hours and my knee is swollen from balling out on mawfukkas:letyasoulglow:

How about you?
 

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No, you aren't. I keep my ear to the skreets.

My day was good. Unfortunately I have to be at work in 7 hours and my knee is swollen from balling out on mawfukkas:letyasoulglow:

How about you?
Shut your flat ass up.
:scust:
I am right.

I'm alright. Eating finally. I didn't eat earlier.
 
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