Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Critical Distance]

visceral, frightening dreams.

 

[iBrowse]

Who is wu tang? I never heard of him.

He makes tangy flavored drinks from the city of Wu.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Kobe > Lebron.

 

[iBrowse]

Waking up petty....

9:00 am text messages

Him: Good morning Beauty

Me: Good night, Bro.

My ability to hold a grudge is amazing!

Man I want to add to this topic so much right meow.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

You already know the routine...whenever you come back from one of your "coli hibernations", I always fire off a round to get you back into the thick of things round here.

Now, where have you been?

Ah, yes. I remember now.

I just had a few personal issues and coming here was exacerbating things. I'm back and much better than ever.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Man I want to add to this topic so much right meow.

Please do...

 

[The M.I.C.]

@Imperfect Perfectionista

 

[The M.I.C.]

Man I want to add to this topic so much right meow.

:thinkfdup:

 

[Ashley Banks]

Y'all are so easy to troll.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Y'all are so easy to troll.

This reminds me that I need to make some more Philip Banks and Fresh Prince smileys.

 

[Blackout]

Waking up petty....

9:00 am text messages

Him: Good morning Beauty

Me: Good night, Bro.

My ability to hold a grudge is amazing!

Burn

 

[Lo-Co]

 

[Ashley Banks]

He makes tangy flavored drinks from the city of Wu.

I knew that and how you gonna neg me when you're trolling along with me. Now I gotta neg you back smh

 

[iBrowse]

Please do...

Spoiler: Long ass post

Alright...so I had sex Friday night, everything was going great until I got the worst stomach cramp ever...turns out I had a stomach virus. I told her that I had to stop because I wasn't feeling well. She got tight and was like "ok". Mind you I've already put her ass out like so she can give me the benefit of the doubt.

Saturday I text her to tell me when she's free so I can either come to her place or bring her to mine and she agreed.

11 pm...12am...1am nothing so of course I'm a little tight but whatever she fell asleep right ?

Nope, she's on Snapchat with her sister at her place talking about random shyt. She apologized for being immature and I figured it was over

Yesterday she's telling me how she can't wait to see me because she's going on a family reunion today through Sunday so she wanted me to send her off right.

I pick her up, bring her back to my place and we're chilling, watching Netflix, (some dumb romance) but we have this thing where I watch something I like that she hates and vise versa....after about 20-30 minutes she starts pushing up on me, making out and talking in her baby voice about how she wants to go lay down...so I figured "oh okay ".

She goes up before me and when I enter the room she's laying down like this facing the opposite side of the bed . I start touching her and she says one of those weak ass "nooo stooop". I try again and then she tells me that she has a stomach cramp.


I hit her up today and asked her why she couldn't just tell me she wasn't feeling well from jump...she said that she didn't think it would be such a big deal....just like how it wasn't a big deal for me on Friday night.

Then she says that I'll just have to wait until she gets back


Yooooo

 

[The M.I.C.]