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I'm not fond of women who sweat profusely on me during sex as well.
My goddamn sheets all damp and shyt.. Don't know what type of bodily fluids done soaked into the motherfukkers..
Gotta haul my ass to Walmart at 3 in the morning to get some Great Value version bedsheets cause yo ass wanna try out a weird ass yoga move that you know yo back can't handle, dummy.
Got me rollin in here brehA lot of folks haunt random thoughts..just like they haunt JBO.
Goodness gracious wtf excuse me
I'm sorry but this is hilariousfukk it.
I put the new sheets on and it's quite obvious I'm tired at this point..this broad gonna look up at me talking about "Round 2"..Round 2? Round 2 these nuts, nikka. Ole obnoxious ass broad...gonna spread out all over the bed n shyt, nikka I WANT TO LAY DOWN fukk..talkin about I almost made her squirt..I'm like.."I almost made you pee, you mean?". She's like.."Nah, you bout made me cum supa hard!"
SO WHICH ONE IS IT? Urination or orgasm cause it ain't both, goddamnit. Looking at my bed and I'm getting agitated like a motherfukker.
7/11. Yours??@Coco when is your birthday?
:jordanchuckle:Got me rollin in here breh
I dont even trust his own mother around him'?
I did. I still stand by it.Read the things you type out before you hit that submit button.
I can't breathe breh. Homie went the fukk off with that vent.:jordanchuckle:
"Round 2 these nuts"fukk it.
I put the new sheets on and it's quite obvious I'm tired at this point..this broad gonna look up at me talking about "Round 2"..Round 2? Round 2 these nuts, nikka. Ole obnoxious ass broad...gonna spread out all over the bed n shyt, nikka I WANT TO LAY DOWN fukk..talkin about I almost made her squirt..I'm like.."I almost made you pee, you mean?". She's like.."Nah, you bout made me cum supa hard!"
SO WHICH ONE IS IT? Urination or orgasm cause it ain't both, goddamnit. Looking at my bed and I'm getting agitated like a motherfukker.
I love these brehsI can't breathe breh. Homie went the fukk off with that vent.
"Round 2 these nuts"