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Aphrodite

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Ever seen a nikka so fine that you be like 'I dont even trust his own mother around him'? Smh
 

Tenchi Ryu

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I'm not fond of women who sweat profusely on me during sex as well.

My goddamn sheets all damp and shyt.. Don't know what type of bodily fluids done soaked into the motherfukkers..

Gotta haul my ass to Walmart at 3 in the morning to get some Great Value version bedsheets cause yo ass wanna try out a weird ass yoga move that you know yo back can't handle, dummy.
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Ay great value actually decent while you talkin breh :ufdup:
 

Princess Coco

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Goodness gracious wtf excuse me
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fukk it.

I put the new sheets on and it's quite obvious I'm tired at this point..this broad gonna look up at me talking about "Round 2"..Round 2? Round 2 these nuts, nikka. Ole obnoxious ass broad...gonna spread out all over the bed n shyt, nikka I WANT TO LAY DOWN fukk..talkin about I almost made her squirt..I'm like.."I almost made you pee, you mean?". She's like.."Nah, you bout made me cum supa hard!"

SO WHICH ONE IS IT? Urination or orgasm cause it ain't both, goddamnit. Looking at my bed and I'm getting agitated like a motherfukker.
:mjlol: I'm sorry but this is hilarious

@Coco when is your birthday?
7/11. Yours??
 

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I can't breathe breh. Homie went the fukk off with that vent.
fukk it.

I put the new sheets on and it's quite obvious I'm tired at this point..this broad gonna look up at me talking about "Round 2"..Round 2? Round 2 these nuts, nikka. Ole obnoxious ass broad...gonna spread out all over the bed n shyt, nikka I WANT TO LAY DOWN fukk..talkin about I almost made her squirt..I'm like.."I almost made you pee, you mean?". She's like.."Nah, you bout made me cum supa hard!"

SO WHICH ONE IS IT? Urination or orgasm cause it ain't both, goddamnit. Looking at my bed and I'm getting agitated like a motherfukker.
"Round 2 these nuts"
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