Hahahaha. I forgot how much of a savage I am. I hit on this girl and then I hit on her mom in front of her. I didn't know she was a grandmother. She's fine as fukk, I see where she got it from.
Anyway I'm going in on her mom and her mom is leaning in closer to me, I'm turning up the sexual innuendos. Mom's could have got the D right there. Swear to God. Her daughter walks up because she sees us getting closer to each other. I'm trying to fukk her mom and mom's was with it.
She rolls up on me and says, "that's my mom." And I said, "does she want to have anymore kids?" Her mom said with a devious smile, "I think I'm done having kids." I walked away after saying good-bye. In my head I said, "I'd be dropping loads in you every night with your fine ass."
I legit tried to pipe a grandma today. Hahahaha.
@Prima Donna what your momma look like? Probably fine as hell, I say that respectfully.
This girl I have crush on said I'm cute and funny. I really want to kiss her. She's so fukking cute. She looks like the long lost member or TLC. She's nice and tall. She doesn't mind that we're the same height. That's tight.
I'm going for it. Hopefully I don't fukk up man. She was blushing around me today and I told a mutual friend that I'm cute and funny after my homie told her I like her after I told him not to.
This nikka!
. I do live here still though
