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You must be smoking rocks if u think u gon wear that shytty romper around me... :stopitslime:. We going to leave yo ass behind. :mjlol:...
 

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Lol this is why I fully support non vaginal sex. I don't know if I cum a lot or my cum is potent, maybe it's addictive or something. I'm not sure. But my cum-shots change lives.

My first girl wasn't even into sex like that until she saw me cum. I hit the ceiling in my car while she was giving me a handy. It was a like a game for her. She loved watching me cum. She'd milk me until I couldn't cum anymore. She'd always want my dikk in her. I fell asleep outside at a party because I hate parties and I can't handle my liquor.

I wake up to her fukking me. She got my dikk out my pants, hard, and inside of her while I was asleep. Some people came outside and she sat on my dikk while we talked to whoever came ouside. We acted like she was sitting on my lap which is what it looked like.

The amount of girls who've asked me to fill them up for lack of a better term, leads me to believe my cum is addictive or I got strong dikk pheromones.

Every girl I've fukked still wants it. Even if they hate me. It's crazy. I ain't even a porn star level fukker. My dikk isn't big or impressive looking.

My home girl said I'm the most intense person she's ever met and it carries over into sex. She said it's in my eyes. I have a look I guess. Idunno. If she wasn't white I'd tear her little ass up.

Anyway, I went on a long ass tangent about my cum and my dikk. Hahaha, sorry coli crew. I'm posting this shyt.
 

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Lol I can't sympathize with a side hoe who became the wife and gets cheated on just because she's dark.

How you GOT HIM is how you will lose him.
 

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I never dealt with colorism in real life...honestly I find it weird that I wasn't "bullied" despite being fat, dark, and having natural hair
 

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I'm hesitant with getting tattoos but I have a bunch of concepts and creative ideas. People have suggested I get one on my ass or legs. I don't wanna have to pay to get it removed later though.

Well all I can say is if you go through with getting a tattoo is...

a) Make sure the person doing it beforehand is clean/experienced
b) Don't get a tattoo you will regret down the line
c) Don't get one if you don't want/think you might have it get removed down the line.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/be-careful-with-your-skin.544855/#post-24962503

Stuff like this ^^^ just reinforced me not wanting to get a tattoo.
 

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I'm going to start a movement. Guys against vaginal penetration. p*ssy is fire. It's top five dead or alive. But, I'm a sicko and I really like hand jobs, anal, lap dances, and cock teasing. I'll pass on a BJ. I really don't enjoy them because they scare me.

Yes! Blowjobs scare me. I get genuinely scared, sweaty, and nervous. We all know what happens when that happens. Bye bye boner.

I love making out and rubbing a girls body. I like having my body rubbed too. My body is relatively nice. Sex doesn't have to be two rock banging against each other.

I'd love to have sex in public with a group of sexy sensual people. It'd be so much fun.

I could see myself swinging when I'm older. I don't believe I have the right to own anyone's body even if we're married and have kids. I'd swing a group of people I trust. If bill and my future wife want to fukk each other I'm okay with it.

It sounds crazy I know, but I'm different. I can love someone and not possess them. They don't have to be mine, just part of them has to be mine.

When I was young I did all the porno fantasies I had. Lol I picked a girl up and dropped her on the floor because I have NO upper body strength. Hahaha. I laughed jumped on the floor and into her p*ssy in one motion.

I don't want to cum on anyone TBH. I like cumming inside girls. I've done that a lot. Hahaha. There's something very sexy about a girl who likes to taste herself. That's hot as fukk. I've licked arm pits and I'll do it again. I like titties a lot. I'm not into feet but some girls have some pretty ass feet.

I love hands. I dunno what it is but I love a woman with beautiful hands and legs. I like watching girls eat too. It's sexual to me. The process of cooking for and feeding a woman turns me on. I also want to bathe and shave a girl. Rub her down with essential oils while she digests a perfectly cooked meal.

I like dressing girls and costumes. All my girls I've bought clothes for. Not because I'm simping, it's because I love dressing women in costumes so I can see in reality what I see in my head. Girls often ask me what they look best in because they know I know.

I could never date a basic girl with no style or flair. She doesn't have to be pretty. I'm over that at this point, but she does have to be exciting and curious.

I've had more sex outside than I've had in-doors. I've had more Sex on the floor than I've had in beds.

I haven't fukked a lot of girls, I've fukked a small amount of girls a lot. One year I went on like twenty dates. Hahaha, all at the same two restaurants. The servers knew me so well they'd write me notes on the receipt about the girls.

Lmao one time a server wrote that I was a ho on my receipt. She was right. That same server is now a model and she's in a very popular music video. shyt has a million views on vevo.

My sex life has been awesome. Shout out to all my angels and my future angels.

Is it weird I remember exactly what a woman smelled like and was wearing even if it was years ago? It's weird I do not forget those two things. I'll forget her name, but never her scent or outfit.
 

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A lot of women tend to believe that although they were the homewrecker once they give a man a baby or babies, he is tied to her (trapped) and will now consider a family. No. Now you just brought kids into the situation and he still gonna now cheat on you and won't stay.

I always think about Diddy, Misa Hylton Brim and Kim Porter. Misa and Diddy were in a relationship and had Justin. Misa and Kim were friends. Kim fukked Diddy while he was with Misa and left Misa for Kim and got Kim Porter pregnant. Then cheated on Kim and broke up with her.

shyt is a cycle.

So many dirty ass broads.
 
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