The Locker Room's Lizzo Rotund Thoughts

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Ya'll nikkas know what she look like, yet clicked on the thread title anyway. Stop lying.

Behind closed doors with nobody watching all of you would be knee deep in that ass.

You nikkas would smash, then try to play it off like Bobbie Valentino

Never.

Came here to clown a fat bytch

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

why hasn't anyone told her!

theres a symmetry to BBW's and she lost it

That's it right there.

I love women of all sizes....from slim to extra chunky.

She's cute but tries too damn hard. Imagine a 6'0" 350 lb breh with a hairy belly and bald spot constantly trying to show how "sexy" he is.

Like Biggie Smalls or DJ Khaled doing photo shoots mimicking Tyson Beckford or Tyrese back in the day .


Even a fine azz slim thick broad would get old if she's constantly showing her azz every five minutes talking about EMPOWERMENT.

She needs some dikk

If she gets her a sturdy, well dressed Lil Rel-type breh....I think she'll be alright. If we see her with some young Morris Chestnut-type breh, you already know he finna cash out and leave her holding an empty bag.

 

[GreenGhxst]

she selling p*ssy now that she got sued for truth hurts royalties

get your money sis

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Never.

Came here to clown a fat bytch

Stop lying.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Stop lying.

flat ass

rolls upon rolls

busted face

not one nice feature.

 

[Booker T Garvey]

I know that thong stank

was thinking the same thing

 

[JackRoss]

SO by that logic whenever you enter a KRS TWO thread it means you want to fukk her too, right?

What threads have been made about her transforming into an IG thot?

 

[peppe]

Its cuffin season 2/3 of nikkas here will have a bbw on fast call.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Terrible.

 

[Born2BKing]

the funny part is 100% of dudes in here would smash if they walked in that room with her in that exact position.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Stop lying.

This ain’t it chief.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

She got cakes

 

[Doobie Doo]

What threads have been made about her transforming into an IG thot?

Nah breh said to me "We must like her cuz we came into a thread about her"

I'm in here for the same reason I'd be in a Amanda Seals/KRS TWO thread. TO get these jokes off.

 

[Jhoon]

the funny part is 100% of dudes in here would smash if they walked in that room with her in that exact position.

Not I.

 

[2stains]

How everything on yo body fat, EXCEPT yo ass