The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[Cattle Mutilation]

TNA just let their champ get squashed in three minutes at WrestleMania. That’s what happens when you align with WWE, they always going to big boy you eventually and make you look like a bytch.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Mercedes and Kanji put on an excellent match in your backyard in England today Go look it up ...

Queued for tomorrow when the Mrs is awake - would've been there but we were visiting the parents for Easter

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Final YouTube top three viewership #s for the week

Dynamite
463K - Trios title match
292K - Mercedes vs. Athena
271K - MJF/Hurt Syndicate segment

Collision
214K - Death Riders opening segment
155K - Trent Beretta returns
151K - Mercedes/Harley vs. Stat/Julia

Once again, Death Riders reign supreme

 

[Reality Check]

So are we gonna analyze Mania attendance numbers like we did for the initial All In?

 

[MenacingMonk]

We can say Take/Os was the best match during Mania week.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

So are we gonna analyze Mania attendance numbers like we did for the initial All In?

I’m sure WWE fans would rather talk about that than that all-time bad main event they just witnessed

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

We can say Take/Os was the best match during Mania week.

Never a doubt

And the Death Riders trios defense main event cleared night 2 Mania main event by a significant margin based on all the talk about that Cena-Cody match

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Nick Khan and Triple Nepotism talked all that shyt this week and couldn’t back it up when it counted this weekend. Two mediocre nights of WrestleMania capped off by an all-time stinker of a main event.

 

[jerniebert]

AEW acknowledging 420! Harley is right she's a snack.

 

[MenacingMonk]

AEW acknowledging 420! Harley is right she's a snack.

OsGOAT fukks with Krispy Kreme. Likes Assassin’s Creed. Dude might be moving into my top 5 now.

Frozen peanut butter tho?

Ice?

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

I like how Ospreay just basically said as blatantly as possible “this is what I eat when I smoke marijuana” without actually directly saying it he smokes it.

 

[MenacingMonk]

I like how Ospreay just basically said as blatantly as possible “this is what I eat when I smoke marijuana” without actually directly saying it he smokes it.

He looks like his high is coming down and I wouldn’t be surprised because he went on longer than he should have.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

He looks like his high is coming down and I wouldn’t be surprised because he went on longer than he should have.

That could also just be his autism

 

[TheAlbionist]

I like how Ospreay just basically said as blatantly as possible “this is what I eat when I smoke marijuana” without actually directly saying it he smokes it.

Os grew up about 3 or 4 miles from where I live. You can barely walk around without getting a contact high tbh

 

[TheAlbionist]

For all those entirely-good-faith questions about where Darby is:

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