Cattle Mutilation
Superstar
MAGA Piff stays taking Ls
The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread
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MAGA Piff stays taking Ls
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Apparently Mark Davis is injured, too.
Cattle Mutilation
Superstar
It’s wild that White, Cassidy, and Davis got injured in relatively pedestrian matches while Ospreay and Fletcher did insane shyt for like 30 minutes and came out unscathed.
TheAlbionist
All Star
That seems to be AEW's thing... you can dive off ladders through sheets of glass and go climb everest but you'll need a year off, three surgeries and a recovery vlog if you stub your toe during your entrance.
TheAlbionist
All Star
Catching up with Honor Club from last night - Von Wagner's neanderthal-looking brow showed up (as Cal Bloom) to tag with Deonn Rusman against the Gates of Agony.
Lost obviously but they gave it 6 mins and a LOT of offense from Bloom. Commentary put over his size and performance pretty heavy.
Lost obviously but they gave it 6 mins and a LOT of offense from Bloom. Commentary put over his size and performance pretty heavy.
Cattle Mutilation
Superstar
Just saw that. Good for Mercedes to help Harley like that. May have to check that TIJ episode out as well.
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
TheAlbionist
All Star
Cattle Mutilation
Superstar
Kevin Knight and Nick Wayne both in the Beat of the Super Juniors
Oh he’s a cac btw it’s obvious. 
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
avon barksdale
i want my corners
Back in time to win the Owen tournament and beat Mox for the title in Texas
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
Maybe 2026. It don't take a day to climb the damn mountain.
Motherfukker been gone for months and that was just training.
On tax day too. Darby said if the IRS wants to come after me for my taxes they gonna have to meet me at the everest summit. 