The lengths so many brehs go to to hide their receding hairline. Lmao

[feelosofer]

They don’t?

Not saying they don't but they have more to fall back upon as a collective. We don't.

 

[-DMP-]

I had an old friend look like a more washed Ty Dolla Sign

Except you cant even see where his braids start from the front. shyts just appear at some point on the back of his scalp. Its gotta be a wig tho cause he just appeared one day with them and this nikka never had a fro. I told him to come on home but he just laughed it off. He gets bytches on the apps tho but hasnt had a girlfriend since I met him, its been almost a decade.

I didn’t realize Ty had the Stevie Wonder going on.

 

[acri1]

Why are white people never made fun of for having crazy hairlines?

Black people are very hard on each other in a lot of ways

 

[BlaccSunrise]

shyt is pathetic, OP. I got the same hairline as the dude in this video, and I proudly rock it all day long.

 

[Black Mamba]

Damn shame.
Last time I had my hairline was in 2020 then I decided to go bald look during the lockdown to test it out(I wasn’t going nowhere anyways lmao) and shyt looks good on me and stuck with it ever since shave with razor twice a week
Now I know I got my pops gene and probably would’ve gotten his vegeta hairline later on, but the world and me will never know

Just let it go if you already here fighting it just makes you look crazy bruv
#BALDGANGSTANDUP

 

[Worthless Loser]

No I’m asking why don’t nikkas ever make fun of them for having bad hairlines? They be going bald in middle school and nobody says nothing

Because you can't hurt white people the same way you can hurt a black person with that comment. It's not a priority to them.

Joking on them doesn't accomplish anything. You might get a few laughs among your group, but most of the time the white boy is going to shrug it off.

 

[Zardoz]

Why are white people never made fun of for having crazy hairlines?

Usually I see white dudes giving each other advice like covering your hairline with your straight hair. Not possible for black guys.

 

[MoneyTron]

I'm trying to make enough money to get to Turkey by this time 2024. I'll be unstoppable with the hairline I had at 25.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

This past Halloween I went as a character with long hair and a respectable hairline. Didn't have to wear a wig but wifey spent a good hour straightening my hair. First time I ever saw my hair straight and it was really weird. It's about five inches past my shoulders at this point, been growing it out for about three years now.

 

[Piff Perkins]

Because you can't hurt white people the same way you can hurt a black person with that comment. It's not a priority to them.

Joking on them doesn't accomplish anything. You might get a few laughs among your group, but most of the time the white boy is going to shrug it off.

Do you guys have like...normal interactions with white people in real life? White coworkers? White classmates? White friends? Because if you did you wouldn't be on the internet claiming white men aren't concerned about balding. They don't solely focus on hairlines because their hair is straight - they can be receding and look normal with the hair combed over, until they reach a point of no return at least. But once they reach that final level of balding yea...white guys get self conscious about it and yes women laugh about that shyt. Just like white guys get self conscious about height, and just like women laugh at their height. It's literally why so many of them become incels or gym bros, and why they started this obsession with masculinity.

 

[Worthless Loser]

Do you guys have like...normal interactions with white people in real life? White coworkers? White classmates? White friends? Because if you did you wouldn't be on the internet claiming white men aren't concerned about balding. They don't solely focus on hairlines because their hair is straight - they can be receding and look normal with the hair combed over, until they reach a point of no return at least. But once they reach that final level of balding yea...white guys get self conscious about it and yes women laugh about that shyt. Just like white guys get self conscious about height, and just like women laugh at their height. It's literally why so many of them become incels or gym bros, and why they started this obsession with masculinity.

Black people have made a hairline an important aspect of attractiveness and status. White people have not made it that same priority. Baldness is a general interest of all men. I'm specially talking about hairlines.

Yes, I've had plenty of interactions with white people to know what they value compared to what black people value. It's not close.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Do you guys have like...normal interactions with white people in real life? White coworkers? White classmates? White friends? Because if you did you wouldn't be on the internet claiming white men aren't concerned about balding. They don't solely focus on hairlines because their hair is straight - they can be receding and look normal with the hair combed over, until they reach a point of no return at least. But once they reach that final level of balding yea...white guys get self conscious about it and yes women laugh about that shyt. Just like white guys get self conscious about height, and just like women laugh at their height. It's literally why so many of them become incels or gym bros, and why they started this obsession with masculinity.

Yeah I was about to say, white guys cook each other about hair too.

A lot of them be lowkey jealous cuz we've normalized bald and it's not at that point for them.

 

[Xcenai]

losing ur hair feels like losing a limb

 

[krackdagawd]

It is what it is worry about shyt you can change. Most nikkas are fine w a baldy just shave that shyt.

 

[BeeCityRoller]

Which one of the white Coli users tweeted this back in the day