EzekelRAGE
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Yo let me tell yall a story with my nephew.
Short info: His car quit on him and got towed and my brother/nephew trying to hide it from his wife(mother of my nephew) because she gonna go off on my nephew. I know my nephew was going out of town on bullshyt trying to show his gf's cousin around. Probably goin to a party or something stupid like that. One of the main things is my nephew knew he needed a starter, so shouldnt have been going OT neway.
My sister in law heard my brother fussing to me about having to get the car out and buy a battery, but didnt know the details. He leaves.
SIL: "What's going on with my son car?"
Me: "What you mean?
"
SIL:
Me:
*SIL calls nephew*
SIL: "What the hell goin on"
Nephew: "My car quit on the highway and police had it towed"
SIL: "The highway? Where were you going?"
Nephew: "We were going to memphis..."
SIL: "Why the fukk you going to memphis knowing damn well yo car having problems"
*nephew goes silent for like 5s*
SIL: "That was a question, why the hell you going to memphis? Dont make me pull up on you and slap the shyt outta you "
Nephew: "We were going christmas shopping "
*SIL's tone calms down a lil bit, like more understanding.
Me: Im thinking to myself, oh shyt, the lil nikka came up with a good one
. She fell back a lil bit. I was low key proud of the lil nikka 
.
SIL: "Why did you call your dad then?
"
Nephew: "I got the money to get it fixed, but didnt have the money to get it out from the tow"
SIL: *voice raises again* "How the fukk you got the money to christmas shop but not the money to get it out from the tow?
"
*nephew falls silents for a few seconds, SIL getting more annoyed and mad each second that passes*
SIL: "Do you fukking hear me?"
Nephew: "We were going mental christmas shopping"
Me:
Brehs, I couldnt hold my laughter in. I had to leave the room. : That answer funny as fukk!!! As I was leaving I had my SIL going "the fukk you mean mental christmas shoppin!?! You doing this dumb shyt around the holidays when aint nobody got no extra money for stupid shyt like you doing! Whoever the fukk you were taking to memphis need to be the one helping you get your car out!"
Of course all that fussing she still trying to help him. Just trying to get him to make better choices
Short info: His car quit on him and got towed and my brother/nephew trying to hide it from his wife(mother of my nephew) because she gonna go off on my nephew. I know my nephew was going out of town on bullshyt trying to show his gf's cousin around. Probably goin to a party or something stupid like that. One of the main things is my nephew knew he needed a starter, so shouldnt have been going OT neway.
My sister in law heard my brother fussing to me about having to get the car out and buy a battery, but didnt know the details. He leaves.
SIL: "What's going on with my son car?"
Me: "What you mean?
"SIL:
Me:
*SIL calls nephew*
SIL: "What the hell goin on"
Nephew: "My car quit on the highway and police had it towed"
SIL: "The highway? Where were you going?"
Nephew: "We were going to memphis..."
SIL: "Why the fukk you going to memphis knowing damn well yo car having problems"
*nephew goes silent for like 5s*
SIL: "That was a question, why the hell you going to memphis? Dont make me pull up on you and slap the shyt outta you "
Nephew: "We were going christmas shopping "
*SIL's tone calms down a lil bit, like more understanding.
Me: Im thinking to myself, oh shyt, the lil nikka came up with a good one
. She fell back a lil bit. I was low key proud of the lil nikka .SIL: "Why did you call your dad then?
"Nephew: "I got the money to get it fixed, but didnt have the money to get it out from the tow"
SIL: *voice raises again* "How the fukk you got the money to christmas shop but not the money to get it out from the tow?
"*nephew falls silents for a few seconds, SIL getting more annoyed and mad each second that passes*
SIL: "Do you fukking hear me?"
Nephew: "We were going mental christmas shopping"
Me:
Brehs, I couldnt hold my laughter in. I had to leave the room. : That answer funny as fukk!!! As I was leaving I had my SIL going "the fukk you mean mental christmas shoppin!?! You doing this dumb shyt around the holidays when aint nobody got no extra money for stupid shyt like you doing! Whoever the fukk you were taking to memphis need to be the one helping you get your car out!"
Of course all that fussing she still trying to help him. Just trying to get him to make better choices
