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🍃 The Matcha Guy 🍵 (@spookarties.bsky.social)
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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@The Matcha Guy
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
2/35
@Sam @garchinho.bsky.social
They didn't even let him die. Imagine your company selling you to a corporation and doing that to you without anyone's consent.
3/35
@Justin Swanhart @greenlion.bsky.social
His wife consented to the procedure.
4/35
@groucho21.bsky.social @groucho21.bsky.social
Everyone (his wife, his partner Lewis, the police) thought Murphy was dead.
The orporation lied to everyone and used Murphy's body without anyone's consent.
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@Justin Swanhart @greenlion.bsky.social
robocop.fandom.com/wiki/lara_M...
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6/35
@Loreseeker Owyn (Currently exploring Thedas) @loreseekerowyn.bsky.social
That's remake lara Murphy.
7/35
@BDDRCUP @buffywoods.bsky.social
Robocop is about much more than that
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8/35
@Henry @henry8viii8.bsky.social
Remember when Robocop shot that guy in the dikk?
9/35
@iliveinthesewers.bsky.social @iliveinthesewers.bsky.social
Remember when Robocop threw a guy out a window?
10/35
@John Armstrong @jafredderf101.bsky.social
Sons a bytches.
11/35
@giantcatbear99.bsky.social @giantcatbear99.bsky.social
Terminator 2 is a movie about how you should always listen to your mother.
12/35
@Marxism no Jutsu @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social
yes.
and then he's also a privatized cop fighting "crime" which lowers the property value so capitalists can scoop it up for a song, and then develop it into something profitable, instead of, you know, a place where people live.
yes, the movie is rife with "subtext" ;)
13/35
@fourmthree @fourmthree.bsky.social
Robocop outtakes where he's submitting an overtime claim and arguing with the Sgt about not getting time off.
14/35
@The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social
Exactly why it's a brilliant commentary of capitalism
15/35
@greenegg @therealgreenegg.bsky.social
nd yet they still try to replace him with a machine.
16/35
@BLUEY Bluesky @monkeybrennan.bsky.social
That’s the merican way!
17/35
@Mynock Matt @mynocks.bsky.social
Haha omg so true. Must have worked for Elon
18/35
@Smart-ish Complainer @erodlane.bsky.social
apitalism really said, Not even death gets you out of this shift
19/35
@Mari @bori141.bsky.social
Voicemail “Hey I know you died and all, but will you be here at 7? We can’t find anyone to cover your shift”
20/35
@Alan @apater6076.bsky.social
We're also going to stop paying you. nd make you walk past the picket line of your fellow officers.
21/35
@Mari @bori141.bsky.social
22/35
@Harmagedon @gojira07081975.bsky.social
MERIN REM!!!
23/35
@MDStudios @mdstudios.bsky.social
Well he's gotta get his pension
24/35
@Alan @apater6076.bsky.social
No doubt the pension went to OP as he was marked on the system as dead.
25/35
@The Scot @thescot.bsky.social
Winco Foods would expect their workers to do that too.
26/35
@I, Vermectius @ivermectius.bsky.social
Knight Rider, too. nd Six Million ollar Man (they really should resurrect that show, pun somewhat intended)
27/35
@Ned Hastings @alternedtive.bsky.social
We are all Roboop
28/35
@trulydisaffected.bsky.social @trulydisaffected.bsky.social
29/35
@Neale Scott @nealescott.bsky.social
i think it was written by a Royal Mail manager.
30/35
@lilyswaller.bsky.social @lilyswaller.bsky.social
Sounds about right
31/35
@Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social
32/35
@Adam Jensen @adamjensen.bsky.social
Same for the New Testament, really.
33/35
@A Feral Cat-Man @saint-lance.bsky.social
rachnophobia is a story about an indigenous being witnessing the genocide of his entire culture, traveling to the perpetrators home, and seeking revenge.
34/35
@62yroldgaymantipp.bsky.social
If it costs less and increases our (billionaires) profit margin, do it. It’s the merican dream to make rich people richer!
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@l0stsect0r.bsky.social @l0stsect0r.bsky.social
they will reboot this, and Robocop will do private security for amazon at a warehouse, and then the plot you describe will make even more sense.
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
@The Matcha Guy
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
2/35
@Sam @garchinho.bsky.social
They didn't even let him die. Imagine your company selling you to a corporation and doing that to you without anyone's consent.
3/35
@Justin Swanhart @greenlion.bsky.social
His wife consented to the procedure.
4/35
@groucho21.bsky.social @groucho21.bsky.social
Everyone (his wife, his partner Lewis, the police) thought Murphy was dead.
The orporation lied to everyone and used Murphy's body without anyone's consent.
5/35
@Justin Swanhart @greenlion.bsky.social
robocop.fandom.com/wiki/lara_M...
6/35
@Loreseeker Owyn (Currently exploring Thedas) @loreseekerowyn.bsky.social
That's remake lara Murphy.
7/35
@BDDRCUP @buffywoods.bsky.social
Robocop is about much more than that
8/35
@Henry @henry8viii8.bsky.social
Remember when Robocop shot that guy in the dikk?
9/35
@iliveinthesewers.bsky.social @iliveinthesewers.bsky.social
Remember when Robocop threw a guy out a window?
10/35
@John Armstrong @jafredderf101.bsky.social
Sons a bytches.
11/35
@giantcatbear99.bsky.social @giantcatbear99.bsky.social
Terminator 2 is a movie about how you should always listen to your mother.
12/35
@Marxism no Jutsu @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social
yes.
and then he's also a privatized cop fighting "crime" which lowers the property value so capitalists can scoop it up for a song, and then develop it into something profitable, instead of, you know, a place where people live.
yes, the movie is rife with "subtext" ;)
13/35
@fourmthree @fourmthree.bsky.social
Robocop outtakes where he's submitting an overtime claim and arguing with the Sgt about not getting time off.
14/35
@The Awkward Otter @theawkwardotter.bsky.social
Exactly why it's a brilliant commentary of capitalism
15/35
@greenegg @therealgreenegg.bsky.social
nd yet they still try to replace him with a machine.
16/35
@BLUEY Bluesky @monkeybrennan.bsky.social
That’s the merican way!
17/35
@Mynock Matt @mynocks.bsky.social
Haha omg so true. Must have worked for Elon
18/35
@Smart-ish Complainer @erodlane.bsky.social
apitalism really said, Not even death gets you out of this shift
19/35
@Mari @bori141.bsky.social
Voicemail “Hey I know you died and all, but will you be here at 7? We can’t find anyone to cover your shift”
20/35
@Alan @apater6076.bsky.social
We're also going to stop paying you. nd make you walk past the picket line of your fellow officers.
21/35
@Mari @bori141.bsky.social
22/35
@Harmagedon @gojira07081975.bsky.social
MERIN REM!!!
23/35
@MDStudios @mdstudios.bsky.social
Well he's gotta get his pension
24/35
@Alan @apater6076.bsky.social
No doubt the pension went to OP as he was marked on the system as dead.
25/35
@The Scot @thescot.bsky.social
Winco Foods would expect their workers to do that too.
26/35
@I, Vermectius @ivermectius.bsky.social
Knight Rider, too. nd Six Million ollar Man (they really should resurrect that show, pun somewhat intended)
27/35
@Ned Hastings @alternedtive.bsky.social
We are all Roboop
28/35
@trulydisaffected.bsky.social @trulydisaffected.bsky.social
29/35
@Neale Scott @nealescott.bsky.social
i think it was written by a Royal Mail manager.
30/35
@lilyswaller.bsky.social @lilyswaller.bsky.social
Sounds about right
31/35
@Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social
32/35
@Adam Jensen @adamjensen.bsky.social
Same for the New Testament, really.
33/35
@A Feral Cat-Man @saint-lance.bsky.social
rachnophobia is a story about an indigenous being witnessing the genocide of his entire culture, traveling to the perpetrators home, and seeking revenge.
34/35
@62yroldgaymantipp.bsky.social
If it costs less and increases our (billionaires) profit margin, do it. It’s the merican dream to make rich people richer!
35/35
@l0stsect0r.bsky.social @l0stsect0r.bsky.social
they will reboot this, and Robocop will do private security for amazon at a warehouse, and then the plot you describe will make even more sense.
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
