The Last Boy Scout (1991) appreciation thread!

[MidniteJay]

"You're such a fukk up!!! Mom calls you one all the time!!!!"

"Your mom calls me a fukk up? When?"

"On the phone with uncle Jay"

"Now there's a real stand up guy, the b*stard cheats on his taxes
returns, I'm surprised he's not doing time, why don't you go ask
your mother why Mr. Wonderful's is not in jail for tax evasion!?"

"Cause he doesn't fukk UP"

Catch me trying to talk to my mom's like that at that age.

I'd be laid out like

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

Easily Bruce Willis top 5....

Quoteablesss for days...ill action.....Damon Wayans being the man.....Halle Berry as a stripper

We need to get a thread poppin with all the Expendables and a top 25 action movie of all time thread...see what yall nigs think is whats hot and whats not.

 

[DaRealness]

Some more off the top of my head:

1) Jimmy - "You must be the dumbest muthafukka alive"

Joe - "Why's that?"

Jimmy - "Because you're trying to save the life of the man that ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fukked your wife".

2)Milo - "Drive this vile fukk off the road, man!!"

3) Goon 1 - "A bit late for a stroll, don't ya think"

Joe - "Yeah you girls outta be gettin' home"

Jimmy - "Yeah street lights are on"

Goon 2 to Jimmy - "shut up, fukkface"

Joe - "I'M fukkface. He's a$$hole"

Jimmy - *smiles as if to say "how do you do"*






This movie is criminally underrated!!!

 

[OmegaK2099]

milo: "You think youre so fukking cool....fukk YOU TOO!"
this coming from a skinny little blonde haired faggit trying to act hard

 

[DaRealness]

 

[Dr.HannibalLecter]

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[jackswstd]

That scene where they toss Jimmy off the overpass gets me every time. They did that shyt so nonchalant like it's an everyday thing to toss cats off of places.

 

[OmegaK2099]

@ how milo gets tossed off the rafters onto the helicopter blades.


We were watching that like

 

[SuburbanPimp]

That opening scene... is a classic

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

That opening scene... is a classic

Ain't Life a bytch.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"You're such a fukk up!!! Mom calls you one all the time!!!!"

"Your mom calls me a fukk up? When?"

"On the phone with uncle Jay"

"Now there's a real stand up guy, the b*stard cheats on his taxes
returns, I'm surprised he's not doing time, why don't you go ask
your mother why Mr. Wonderful's is not in jail for tax evasion!?"

"Cause he doesn't fukk UP"

Might be best quote of the movie, makes me laugh everytime.

 

[lamont614]

member my dad took me to see this as a youngin at the theatre the nikka shooting nikkas on the footballfield

 

[ZEB WALTON]

the fact he did the jig at the end sealed the movies classicness. man, they do not fukking make em like that anymore. me and my cousin are huge action buffs and this was a staple of our childhood at 6-7

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this movie is a motherfukking american classic in the vein of die hard

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"Why did mr Milo cross the road?"

"Cuz his dikk was stuck in the chicken"

 

[DaRealness]

Underrated classic that should have had a sequel!