The Honorable Dr. Umar Johnson is now a relationship coach

[Cynical Thoughts]

I can't listen, but Tariq about to have a field day with this.

If this is true it would literally make him the reverse Tariq.

 

[jwinfield]

 

[MoneyTron]

And why does he repeat himself 5 fukking times for everything he says .?

That’s the funniest part of his videos.

 

[Elle Driver]

And why does he repeat himself 5 fukking times for everything he says .?

This is not government funded. I have the right to discriminate.

Heterosexual couples only!
Heterosexual couples only!
Heterosexual couples only!

 

[iBrowse]

This is not government funded. I have the right to discriminate.

Heterosexual couples only!
Heterosexual couples only!
Heterosexual couples only!

Damn that shyt made my eyebrows twitch.

 

[Diondon]

POPA got a brand new bag

 

[UpAndComing]

why is he looking around everywhere

Looking out for Cointelpro

 

[Dontay Flaco]

!!!!!!!
That’s how I be when I know @Elle Driver is in the area .

@Tenchi® Ryu™ @TheLostOnes @Judo @King Napz

Bruh Umar is so unintentionally funny!

 

[Dontay Flaco]

I may not know how to open a school, but I know how to open her legs

 

[Collateral]

He be looking around like his probation officer bout to creep up on him and yell at him for making videos on his phone.
We need a compilation of all the times he be looking around.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

He made over 1 million dollars from donations, is that a fact or fiction?

There's big money in exploiting folks. It's probably an older hustle than selling p*ssy if that's possible. Well I guess those two go hand in hand. I withdraw my statement.

 

[Black Lightning]

I think dude on the run from someone.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

This is not government funded. I have the right to discriminate.

Heterosexual couples only!
Heterosexual couples only!
Heterosexual couples only!

Had to repeat the mj lol in honor of umar.

 

[Jalether]

bedbugs johnson ya'll



*after arriving*
umar: ok i know i know.....it's a motel 6 but hear me out.
wife 1: we gave you 600$
husband 1: my dude.....we dont sleep in dirty ass 6's at home
umar: the proceeds are for the school my brother
husband 2: my nikka i'm gonna need my money back
umar: this is about black love and togetherness.
wife 2: this that bullshyt.
husband 1: i'm gonna need that money.
wife 1: baby call the police!
umar: and put a decendant of mansa musa in jail.
husband 2: run my money clown.
umar: i spent the money already.
wife 1: everybody record this shyt.

*umar running to the car with jacket covering him*
umar: garvey is rolling over in his damn grave!!

 

[saturn7]

Yo this shyt has be cracking up. Can you extend it to where he spun the other way too ?

I have to facilitate.