The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

The fake Ray-Bans thread.

 

[ryderldb]

Not really thread specific but the smiley remixes and memes have me dying sometimes. The thread where this got introduced which spawned tons of remixes had me literally in tears. Then there was the thread where Freeway had to stand hella far from Jay at some political event and the memes that came from that was classic.

 

[boriquaking]

The fake Ray-Bans thread.

@Doobie Doo is an idiot.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Hello,
Just thought I'd introduce myself. I'm a Brit of Jamaican descent. I'm interested in African histories, cultures, genetics, myths, legends etc.
As a Brit, you know I like 'football' (soccer to you yanks, even though I don't mind handegg). I love Hip Hop, Drum & Bass and Metal music. I can't stand Grime, Dubstep and most Dance/Electronica music

My world views are somewhat... controversial.
Here's some of them:
1. I don't believe in 'White Supremacy'... or should I say that I don't believe in the grand nigh onmipresence, omniscient and omnipotence of it. As T. West from Afrisynergy News has said, "White Supremacy donotes Black (Non-white) inferiority." The idea that white supremacy is always many steps ahead is rediculous. It also begs the question - If 'White Supremacy' is always many steps ahead how can the likes of Tariq Nasheed, Jason Black etc know what's going on? How do we know that they aren't being manipulated by said 'White Supremacy' to make videos about it? Also why are the biggest preachers of 'White Supremacy' always these 'pro-black con men'. China, India and even Africa rising certainly puts a major hole in the 'White Supremacy' entity.
Let's call it the correct term - Western European Descended Hegemony

2. I can't stand 'pro-black con men' like Tariq Nasheed, Jason Black, Umar Johnson, Sa-Neter etc. They love talking about how other cultures like the Olmecs, Indians, Greeks, Jews etc were 'black' (when they weren't. No genetic, linguistic, archaelogical etc evidence for it) yet they seldom talk about other great African polities like the Mali Empire, Kanem Bornu, Songhai, Kongo Kingdom, Swahili city states etc.

3. I can't stand black bootlickers like Candace Owens, Tommy Sotomayor, Jesse Lee Peterson etc. I have no problem with black people having different opinions and political views. In fact I encourage it. However, many black bootlicks are deluded, pathological liars and fools.

4. I can't stand Political Correctness. I tend to lean on the side of Free Speech absolutism. I believe in the right to offend. If you don't like it, challenge it or grow thicker skin. I believe everybody has the right to criticise who and whatever they want. It makes for a healthy and honest society. It doesn't make you a 'c00n' for not siding with Tariq Nasheed or Frances Cress Welsing.
I'm seldom offended by racial slurs and other such Un-PC terms. Feel free to mock my heritage and what not as you wish.

5. The Left and Right wings of Politics as a philosophy need to die a quick and painful death. I believe in ideas not sectariarism. I believe in policy not political theory.

6. I'm Pro Brexit.

7. I'm a monarchist. I believe a (Semi) Constitutional Monarchy is the best form of government. The idea that republics ensure peoples rights is fukking rediculous. The 20th century had many republics and most of them were bloody and totalitarian. Do you honestly think that if the Gulf Arab polities were to become republics, they would be beacon of great rule?
Nope. The best they would be is 'pre 2015 Civil War' Yemen.

8. I consider myself Afro-Conscious rather than pro-black. One of the tenants of being pro-black is you must only date black women. I date who the fukk I want.

If you have any questions about me, feel free to ask.

Thecoli male hyena, mainstream media fed, white far lefties' pets thinking that they are smarter and still revelant to ordinary people.

Bumbaclot!

 

[Striving For Greatness]

 

[Hoodoo Child]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-rent-in-gotham-is-300-bucks-are-you-moving.927033/

Buy a fresh new porsche just to have solomon grundy throw that shyt at batman...with you in it

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

a jay z/camel thread with dozens of camels marching thru a street with armed soldiers standing on top of them…in hindsight it wasn’t that funny but I had like 2 chocolate edibles and literally couldn’t stop laughing

Same thing happened to me back in 2014 when I saw Meek Mill flaunting his new rollie with his hand on the steering wheel. The comment section was toasting his ashy hand and I was reading them after having 3 edibles. I was on the floor reading each comment about his ashy hand

 

[Lord_nikon]

The fake Ray-Bans thread.

I posted the same thing that shyt had my stomach tight,,,,, what was worst is he tried to vouch for the site and got made becuase we called him out
lmao

 

[b. woods]

Not really thread specific but the smiley remixes and memes have me dying sometimes. The thread where this got introduced which spawned tons of remixes had me literally in tears. Then there was the thread where Freeway had to stand hella far from Jay at some political event and the memes that came from that was classic.

I ate so well when I posted that fusion of and in that thread.

 

[Wild self]

The Courtdog mattress thread is the only thread that had me seriously unable to breathe at times

The SOHH Young Jeezy thread that was about "For some strange reason my son addicted to PORNOS"

That thread was the stuff of legends

Having posters losing all kinds of posture and people getting classic Hip Hop lyrics all wrong n shyt.

 

[b. woods]

ADK lying about seeing a white kid in the library on the coli, getting pressed for reciepts, responding with easily to google stock photos that he added a blur effect to before gettin neg trained to the shadow realm, and those infamous last words


"I got enough rep for 10 nikkas...do your worst"


boy oh boy...........

That was Illuminatos in that thread he made about "Burt Steele" reporting that Carmelo Anthony had joined the Houston Rockets.

Sidenote: Melo DID eventually join the Rockets, but not at the time he made the thread.

ADK had done an equation for how many NEGs it would take to put him in the Red (since his Rep was so high), dared them to do it (arrogantly believing they could not), and posted that Gif with shopped onto that dancing breh from Dallas and taunted posters with the words "Good luck.".

He definitely got a reality check shortly afterwards when Brooklynzson increased the NEGs from -10 to -20 and he got lit the fukk up.

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

My Man Fuked a ***** w/No Legs...

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

That was Illuminatos in that thread he made about "Burt Steele" reporting that Carmelo Anthony had joined the Houston Rockets.

Sidenote: Melo DID eventually join the Rockets, but not at the time he made the thread.

ADK had done an equation for how many NEGs it would take to put him in the Red (since his Rep was so high), dared them to do it (arrogantly believing they could not), and posted that Gif with shopped onto that dancing breh from Dallas and taunted posters with the words "Good luck.".

He definitely got a reality check shortly afterwards when Brooklynzson increased the NEGs from -10 to -20 and he got lit the fukk up.

That dancing gif took me the fukk out

 

[BobbyBooshay]

that was one of the first threads i read before i joined, after the eminem hate one

shyt was amazing... did he ever come back???

Lol think that's what made it even funnier, he so brazen etc then others were saying you could go jail for that. He either left or enjoyed a prison cell lol

 

[KingsOfKings]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/bigger-new-poster-ether-big-rod-vs-nigerian.252760/