The Difference Between Porn Sex and Real Sex Explained With Food

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You a alias till I get pics/vid of you on a pole

Who gives a fukk?
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LOL, this Dave Chappelle bit...

Women, don't tell us when to cum.

Woman: Don't cum yet
Man: (flustered) Ahh...all these rules! (cums)

Instead, you should tell us where to cum

Woman: Cum in my fishbowl
Man: Okay :manny:


Hahahaha.

Here's the video:

The part I'm talking about starts around 3:43
 

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The 3min stat is for if the male doesnt hold back at all....men and women can hold off an orgasm by stopping or changing the sensation to make it less intense

I told y'all about those fake squirters in porn :mjpls:
 
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