The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread
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who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
Can’t we keep Amari. Watson already walking into a shytTy situation with a shyt oline, average tight end, below average coordinator and over the hill rb.Dak, Amari, La’el, Jourdan, and a 3rd for Watson
at least give him a real number one wr.
who_better_than_me
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The first good news all offseason. Man this been a shytty offseason so far for the Boyz.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Dak, Amari, La’el, Jourdan, and a 3rd for Watson
Why? So we can wake up one sunday ready for the game only to see a report that Watson is suspended cause he was at Green Lotus asking for a finger in his ass after a massage
who_better_than_me
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This is Dallas. The allegations don’t make it to fruition. You can do your dirty shyt here as long as you produce in that field. Yout know about the White HouseWhy? So we can wake up one sunday ready for the game only to see a report that Watson is suspended cause he was at Green Lotus asking for a finger in his ass after a massage
. ?Jerruh probably set that nigguh up with a subscription service to keep him satisfied
who_better_than_me
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Dallas might be the best destination for Watson to rehab his image.
But let me stop daydreaming. Dak has a no trade clause. He ain’t goin nowhere he don’t want to be.
But let me stop daydreaming. Dak has a no trade clause. He ain’t goin nowhere he don’t want to be.
At least with booty bandit Deshaun, we don’t have to worry about WR1 being disgruntled with him mid season and calling him “black Kirk Cousins” in the locker room after a playoff game.Why? So we can wake up one sunday ready for the game only to see a report that Watson is suspended cause he was at Green Lotus asking for a finger in his ass after a massage
BlueHeffner
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La’el better net us at least a 3rd rounder.
All these teams with trash OLs. Dont release him
All these teams with trash OLs. Dont release him
Facts. Bengals, Dolphins, Jets could all use an upgrade at RT. Between Collins and Coop we should get some solid draft capital.
BlueHeffner
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Moonwalk Wiliams isnt expected back either
They are definitely going to go OL with that first pick
They are definitely going to go OL with that first pick
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
but why would a team trade if they know Dallas will release them anyway?
Those were bad contracts to begin with. Lawrence and Zeke are the worst.
on one hand this team is trying to position itself to make a run. But because they gave out all of these bad contracts, they can’t participate in free agency and never suck to the point where they can consistently get top 5 draft picks.
They should’ve traded multiple players when their value was hot and could’ve gotten a lot for them. That’s what Miami did.
They gave dude a no trade clause? Omgggg
40 mill and a no trade for a QB who aint top 13
BlueHeffner
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Dwight Howard
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Name 10 qb's better...I'll wait
And as for deshaun watson, someone please tell me what he accomplished that dak hasn't been able to.
-He is 1-2 in the playoffs, people cry about dak not being able to win playoff games.
-both qb's have nearly identical stats (except dak edges him out in most categories)
-deshaun has a record of 28-28, dak has a record of 53-32. both qb's played in "bad" divisions. Keep that same energy.
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