The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[El Bombi]

I bet this is the year cowboys make a deep run.
I been lurking yall threads for years, and whenever yall on that bs it always dissapoints yall.


Yall disappointed before the season, yeah yall really primed for a run. nfc is weak sauce tbh

nikka what???

They haven't had a deep run in over 25 years.

 

[smitty22]

It's hard for me to get excited about this team when I know we have a qb making top 5 money who under throws 5 yard slants and audibles pass plays to runs plays when there’s 8 in the box.

Looking forward to the Micah heel turn in this thread when he got 2 sacks in 4 games and @BlueHeffner and @*DalMem* start saying he plays exactly like drop foot

I'd rather scoop my own shyt out the toilet and try to shove it back up my ass than watch premature kitten hunter play one down of football this season

Damn u unleashed the flutes on Dakota

 

[10:31]

nikka what???

They haven't had a deep run in over 25 years.

Lol

 

[duckbutta]

But but you said Black Cousins is going to lead them to glory tho.


Anywho, you don't have to worry about me this season. I'm already looking forward to the 2023 NFL Draft.

Hopefully they'll end up with a Top 10 pick and don't win meaningless games at the end of a lost season.

He'll do what he always does. Be top 8 in every passing category. But the run game will eventually be trash like it always is down the stretch of the season. The blocking will eventually be trash like it always is. The defense will look good against bums and get let up by any QB with a pulse like they always do. We will be top 5 in penalties like we always are. Our kicker will be bottom 7 in field goal and extra point percentage like he always is. The only clock Fat Thumb knows how to read is the one on a microwave or oven. Then when Dak can't overcome all of that stuff everyone will say Dak is trash when in real life when you look at teams who outside of the qb position perform like Dallas does they only have 5 or 6 wins but Dak will somehow get us to 9 o 12 and then we will break our own record for most penalties in a playoff game and go home in the 1st round again.

Bonus points for not signing shultz like term...having him have a career year, and then walk next year while we draft a tight end in the 5 round with stones for hands.

 

[duckbutta]

Zeke will be top 5 I'm rushing this year if he stays healthy. He was on pace before the knee injury

You talking about how after week 5 he ran for over 80 yards exactly ONE fukkING TIME?

That's like saying Fitzpatrick was on pace to lead the league in touchdowns that year he had 3 good games in Tampa...and then did what he always does...

 

[darealvelle]

Linehan wasnt a problem when Romo was here

@ Dak

 

[darealvelle]

nikka what???

They haven't had a deep run in over 25 years.

Exactly like all of sudden we should think this is the year after proof of us not even able to make the playoffs or win the division back to back annually.

 

[Dwight Howard]

You talking about how after week 5 he ran for over 80 yards exactly ONE fukkING TIME?

That's like saying Fitzpatrick was on pace to lead the league in touchdowns that year he had 3 good games in Tampa...and then did what he always does...

Dude looked good prior to injury. Hopefully he can retain that form.

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Estarossa]

I can feel the indifference in this thread through my fingers as I type this…

 

[dtownreppin214]

4 hour roundtable with all the YouTube characters. I’m going to listen to this tomorrow during work in the hopes it gets me hype for the season.

I’m a few hours into this. Johnny Cochran is looking down from Heaven like at the relentless defense these nikkas are putting on for Dakota.

 

[darealvelle]

I’m a few hours into this. Johnny Cochran is looking down from Heaven like at the relentless defense these nikkas are putting on for Dakota.

The only one that is not a fan of Dak is Foots and he not even there lol

 

[BlueHeffner]

I’m a few hours into this. Johnny Cochran is looking down from Heaven like at the relentless defense these nikkas are putting on for Dakota.

Is there a stanbase that capes for a Quarterback that hasnt accomplished jack shyt, like this stanbase capes for Dakota


I could understand if he is a diamond surrounded by trash (shoutouts to the goat). He has had a decent team every year hes been in the league with maybe the exception of 2020 (he played only 5 games).

Detroit fans didnt cape for Stafford

Viking fans dont cape for Cousins

Raider fans damn sure dont cape for Carr

9er fans dont cape for Jimmy G

I could see if he has been an all-pro or MVP like Lamar, Cam, or Matty Ice, but this nikka barely makes the pro bowl


And before anybody says it, yes I caped for Romo but he showed glimpses of being a top-3 QB in his prime in an era with Brees, Rodgers, Brady, and Manning.

 

[darealvelle]

Is there a stanbase that capes for a Quarterback that hasnt accomplished jack shyt, like this stanbase capes for Dakota


I could understand if he is a diamond surrounded by trash (shoutouts to the goat). He has had a decent team every year hes been in the league with maybe the exception of 2020 (he played only 5 games).

Detroit fans didnt cape for Stafford

Viking fans dont cape for Cousins

Raider fans damn sure dont cape for Carr

9er fans dont cape for Jimmy G

I could see if he has been an all-pro or MVP like Lamar, Cam, or Matty Ice, but this nikka barely makes the pro bowl


And before anybody says it, yes I caped for Romo but he showed glimpses of being a top-3 QB in his prime in an era with Brees, Rodgers, Brady, and Manning.

And was going toe to toe with them boys too in the games. I really wanted to see how Romo would have looked like in 2017 with the squad we had, but oh well now.

 

[darealvelle]

Whats killing me is our amazing gms is so cheap in free agency, that they put so much damn pressure on rookies to perform. They will basically have to be gamers out the gate.