The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[Dwight Howard]

Bro.. u lost man

He broke down everything Dak should have read. He trash my nygga. But just like u, I have to root for the nygga every Sunday anyway..

He's rated as a top 5/10 qb by every metric, scout, front office, etc...you're wrong. Saying he trash is just emotional rhetoric not rooted in reality. There is not a single metric that rates dak qb as anything less than a good qb. Accept it and move on. Bytching about dak in 2022 is played out. He's the qb for the next 5 years minimum. Dont like it find a new squad.

 

[Spade]

Next 5 years? If Dallas is stupid enough to give him an extension if they do not reach at least a conference title game once in the next two seasons, then they deserve the future they get. I think he should be released or traded after the 2023 season if Dallas does not make a conference title game. The cap numbers will not look bad after a potential release of Dak in the 2024 offseason.

 

[Theo Penn]

Khaki Kirk think he a pocket passing QB.

Repped

 

[Dwight Howard]

Next 5 years? If Dallas is stupid enough to give him an extension if they do not reach at least a conference title game once in the next two seasons, then they deserve the future they get. I think he should be released or traded after the 2023 season if Dallas does not make a conference title game. The cap numbers will not look bad after a potential release of Dak in the 2024 offseason.

awful logic. You sound like a casual. Qb's aren't solely responsible for a team advancing in the playoffs. Many factors have to come together to win in the playoffs. The 49ers reached the superbowl and conference finals with garrapollo as qb. He for damn sure wasn't the reason they got there. Brady nor Rodgers reached the conference title game this past year...was it because of their play? Or did they just get beat by superior teams? Matt Stafford was a perrineal loser for years and just won a superbowl

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Have faith in Dak to win you a big game, brehs

Countdown until CeeDee gets traded for “decline in productivity”

 

[BlueHeffner]

He's rated as a top 5/10 qb by every metric, scout, front office, etc...you're wrong. Saying he trash is just emotional rhetoric not rooted in reality. There is not a single metric that rates dak qb as anything less than a good qb. Accept it and move on. Bytching about dak in 2022 is played out. He's the qb for the next 5 years minimum. Dont like it find a new squad.

awful logic. You sound like a casual. Qb's aren't solely responsible for a team advancing in the playoffs. Many factors have to come together to win in the playoffs. The 49ers reached the superbowl and conference finals with garrapollo as qb. He for damn sure wasn't the reason they got there. Brady nor Rodgers reached the conference title game this past year...was it because of their play? Or did they just get beat by superior teams? Matt Stafford was a perrineal loser for years and just won a superbowl

 

[L. Deezy]

He's rated as a top 5/10 qb by every metric, scout, front office, etc...you're wrong. Saying he trash is just emotional rhetoric not rooted in reality. There is not a single metric that rates dak qb as anything less than a good qb. Accept it and move on. Bytching about dak in 2022 is played out. He's the qb for the next 5 years minimum. Dont like it find a new squad.

Man will yall stop with this analytics shyt?
Ask them MIT nerds can he beat anybody outside the NFC East when it counts?

 

[PortCityProphet]

This might be my all time favorite gif.
The way that towel magically opens up and catches that peanut head of his, always end up watching it on a loop in a trance

 

[Spade]

awful logic. You sound like a casual. Qb's aren't solely responsible for a team advancing in the playoffs. Many factors have to come together to win in the playoffs. The 49ers reached the superbowl and conference finals with garrapollo as qb. He for damn sure wasn't the reason they got there. Brady nor Rodgers reached the conference title game this past year...was it because of their play? Or did they just get beat by superior teams? Matt Stafford was a perrineal loser for years and just won a superbowl

Throughout this entire post, you proved us right. Stafford is a significantly better qb than Dak btw. Brady has been to how many conference titles? Rodgers have been to how many conference titles? In fact, how many years did it take for them to get to one in their careers? How many has it taken Dak? It’s a team effort but the qb is the leader of the offense and he was shyt against the niners. The run game was shut down and he couldn’t deliver. Stafford delivered when the run game was shut down and he was down to only Kupp in the Super Bowl. Could Dak win that same situation? If so, we haven’t seen it and likely never will.

 

[Dwight Howard]

He the qb for the next 5 years minimum

 

[Dwight Howard]

Throughout this entire post, you proved us right. Stafford is a significantly better qb than Dak btw. Brady has been to how many conference titles? Rodgers have been to how many conference titles? In fact, how many years did it take for them to get to one in their careers? How many has it taken Dak? It’s a team effort but the qb is the leader of the offense and he was shyt against the niners. The run game was shut down and he couldn’t deliver. Stafford delivered when the run game was shut down and he was down to only Kupp in the Super Bowl. Could Dak win that same situation? If so, we haven’t seen it and likely never will.

Football is a team sport

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[Primetime21]

 

[BlueHeffner]

He had some type of cancer

 

[Primetime21]

He had some type of cancer

Damn, RIP coach B