The Curse of Seth Rollins: Jason Jordan injured

[hysteria416]

:vinsanity:3 hours of backstage segments tonight, I don't give a fukk

rather this than long matches with okay-good wrestling but no heat tbh

 

[NYChase718]

A...men.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Seth curb stomped Big E on MLK day and got away with it because he sleeps in between Triple H and Stephanie, not like one of their children who's scared of the dark in their own room and wants to sleep with mommy and daddy, but rather like a bisexual who has sex with both of them.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I'm seriously convinced that Rollins is a hitman. Dude forever putting wrestlers on the shelf that the back may not be too keen with, especially this man:

 

[StarClout]

Let me find out @Hogan in the Wolfpac didnt say his prayers or take his vitamins today

 

[Drones]

I am sure they can make enough money without doing so many shows

At some point the revenue from house show gates gets outweighed by the lost revenue from injuries to talent that people want to see.

Their travel schedule is a killer too, there's no reason RAM should be in Atlanta one week then Denver then Chicago...all that flying at strange hours and riding in cars is hell on their backs in a vocation where almost everyone has back and neck pain.

 

[Golayitdown]

lol at you thinking they're going to do something creative

I should know better

 

[NYChase718]

No word yet on details of the injury but we will keep you updated. Jordan is expected to be at tonight's RAW in San Antonio and there's been no word yet on if he will be written off TV. He last wrestled on last Monday's RAW, a match against Cesaro

Fake news

 

[Potential Spam]

Roman Reigns better pray he doesn’t win the tag championship with Seth

But damn, I remember WrestleMania two years ago when the injury bug was ramping up and somebody said “WrestleMania: Where the only star is the logo”

The one time I was funny.

WrestleMania 32: The Only Star Is in the Logo

 

[Slystallion]

Seth will keep hurting dudes and getting away with it because he has bisexual threesomes with Triple H and Stephanie every night.

That's probably not even a stretch lmao

 

[Coco Brown]

At some point the revenue from house show gates gets outweighed by the lost revenue from injuries to talent that people want to see.

Their travel schedule is a killer too, there's no reason RAM should be in Atlanta one week then Denver then Chicago...all that flying at strange hours and riding in cars is hell on their backs in a vocation where almost everyone has back and neck pain.

Their schedule is next level ridiculous. At some point they gotta take a hard look at how having these cats work so many shows contributes to injuries. Especially with attendance not being what it used to be. Seems like they should reevaluate the risk/reward ratio.

 

[Lucha Vandross]

Wrong thread

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

That's probably not even a stretch lmao

Oh, it's a stretch. But I don't mean a stretch in the professional wrestling sense of a submission hold that causes pain. I mean Seth Rollins' booty hole is being stretched by objects, both natural and artificial, which are being placed within it, perhaps forcefully, by both Triple H and Stephanie McMahon on a regular, routine basis, because both of them have sex with him all the time, which explains his career success.

 

[richaveli83]

Oh, it's a stretch. But I don't mean a stretch in the professional wrestling sense of a submission hold that causes pain. I mean Seth Rollins' booty hole is being stretched by objects, both natural and artificial, which are being placed within it, perhaps forcefully, by both Triple H and Stephanie McMahon on a regular, routine basis, because both of them have sex with him all the time, which explains his career success.

 

[GiantGonzalez]

Seth will keep hurting dudes and getting away with it because he has bisexual threesomes with Triple H and Stephanie every night.