The College Thread

[semtex]

you engineers and programmers really think you can do everything eh

I like olive gardens salads!!! it's tasty and its a fibrous leafy treat!!!

 

[Megatron Island]

All A's

Quantum Mechanics
Optics
Advanced Electromagnetics
Technical Writing

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[semtex]

All A's

Quantum Mechanics
Optics
Advanced Electromagnetics
Technical Writing

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Smart fukk EE major huh

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Just Graduated Brehs

Computer Forensics - B
Data Management and Server Application - B
Software Design and Architecture - B
Some Computing bullshyt class - B

Aw yes...i forgot all about college...that means winter graduations...that means January and February...need to tell HR to start finding us some "recenter college graduates"


LOL at these poor fools thinking they have a chance...

Me: So I see you have your MCITP...CCNA...RHEL cert...
Recent college male graduate with computer science degree: Yes Sir

Me: So tell me about your experience...what companies have you worked for

College male who really thinking he is getting this job: Well I just graduated from college...but i did an intern ship at blah blah blah...

Me: So let me get this straight...you've never really done corporate IT...but you have all these certs...How did you get all these certs without any real-world expereince? Are you just a paper tiger...

College male: UUUHHH...well...uuuhhh I...

For females they don't even get that far...if they don't dress slutty enough we just ask them super technical stuff we know they don't know to get them out of there...

We have to take notes over interviews we do...the problem is that once we go back to HR we don't have to show them the notes, we just have to mark a checkbox that says "did you take notes on the candidates". and then we just make up some random B.S. But during the interview we would take notes...this one guy...no lie...would have notes like this...

"Titties not big enough"
"Titties to saggy"
"Sound like a bytch"
"To many pimples"

We interviewed this bad spanish chick once and the dude just drew a giant pair of breast and then held the paper up to me, while we were still interviewing this check like She was sitting to the left of me so she could see it, but she couldn't quite figure out what it was. I was like...

Good luck kids...it's a jungle out there...

The place I interned had a program specifically to hire us if we did well, I had my job locked down since September and PT'd out there all semester, officially starting next month.

 

[Megatron Island]

Smart fukk EE major huh

Nah, Physics major. Course load was light though. This semester was easier than last.

Statistical Mechanics

 

[semtex]

Nah, Physics major. Course load was light though. This semester was easier than last.

Statistical Mechanics

God tier

 

[Megatron Island]

God tier

Not even. I don't think it's anymore difficult than what other engineering, Chemistry or pure math majors learn.

I think the low numbers of people in the major are more due to the people who enjoy this stuff go into engineering mostly. The most "nerdy" students I've seen subjectively are EE majors though.

I even had one professor tell us, "The smartest physics students major in Economics."

 

[semtex]

Not even. I don't think it's anymore difficult than what other engineering, Chemistry or pure math majors learn.

I think the low numbers of people in the major are more due to the people who enjoy this stuff go into engineering mostly. The most "nerdy" students I've seen subjectively are EE majors though.

I even had one professor tell us, "The smartest physics students major in Economics."

why Econ? they were the dumbest people in my linear algebra class. and the physics folks actually liked it

 

[Megatron Island]

why Econ? they were the dumbest people in my linear algebra class. and the physics folks actually liked it

Didn't really say why, nobody asked . Just went on with the rest of the lecture. Probably just thinking about it financially.

 

[SmoothOperator88]

I can't see my grades because I didn't fill out these bum ass course evaluations.

EDIT: Now I can.

American Government & Political Institutions - A
The "Other America": Intro to Latin American Studies (LC) - A-
Education I: Understanding Schools - B+

 

[tofuspeedstar]

COMM4367(Issues Management): B
COMM4368(PR Campaigns): A-
COMM4369(PR Writing):A
INTB3353(Economics of Globalization):A-
MARK3366(Marketing Administration):C
ENTR3312(Intrapreneurship):B+

Not bad for 18hrs, work full time, vp of fraternity

 

[Slystallion]

Financial Accounting A
Basic Italian 2 C+
Business Law 1 A-
Principles of Management A
Principles of Marketing A

fukk those language requirements...its my first semester back after a 6 year hiatus from college I don't know why i took basic italian 2 when i hadn't taken italian 1 in so fukking long

ah well...starting off with a 3.6 gpa ain't too bad...i'm going to have to shoot for straight A's to get me to the mid 3.7's

 

[Francium]

UC Davis. Starting in the fall.

I just saw this.


Are you from Sac?

 

[innocentdevil]

I just saw this.


Are you from Sac?

No, but I am in nor cal

 

[Francium]

No, but I am in nor cal

How do you like Davis? My parents alma mater, but I didn't apply. For me, Cal was the closest option to home.