The Coli vs Reality

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The coli:
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irl:

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on the coli: if you ain't stroking 8 1/2 inches your girl cheating :umad:
in reality: 5.5 the average :francis:






on the coli: I don even make eye contact with nothing less than an 8 :smugfavre:
in reality: " your 6 teeth sexy as hell girl, I'd lift that gut up and put that work in :takedat: "









on the coli: 6 certs
in reality: 6 applications to Wendy's









on the coli: everyone is a c00n
in reality: nobody has called another person a c00n since the 50's









on the coli: "the black woman is a perfect earth goddess queen :noah: "
in reality: "bruh look at that musty black ass bytch :scust: "










on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW :birdman: "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend :smile: "





I don't give a fukk how nikkas feel bout it, I'm the big ravioli

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on the coli *inserts ridiculous facial/body standards*
reality *fukks same average/below average girls most dudes are and tries to pass them off as baddest thing walking*

on the coli *man I never listen to that mainstream shyt hip hop has been dead*
reality *bumps latest Drake album*
 

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I actually used to c00ns in high school. No idea what it meant, but i thought it was funny. there was a spanish bytch that made daily slavery jokes, so i thought i could say anything.
 

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The c00ns on the coli: We should ignore racist whites and we will succeed.

The reality: Black Wall Street, racist employers, racist cops, racist coworkers, white guy with a record having more of a chance of getting a job than a black man
 

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Most of you fakkits are downright depressed losers with nothing going on in your shytty lives. Fatherless too. Broke too.

You use TLR as an outlet for your shytty thoughts nobody gives a fukk about. You use dap/rep system as a substitute of achievements in real life. You live vicariously through other mens lives, have their pictures in your avis, and post gossip shyt that belongs to Cosmopolitan forum.

95% of your thoughts are negative. You take this forum really seriously, this is a big part of your life.

Cottdamit you pathetic as fukk.

Truth :wow:.
I'm a long time lurker but i've posted on another forum that had a few similarities to this one.

You got the posters who hate women because they're scorned losers who were rejected by them irl. You got the bigots who spew filth towards a certain group(race,sexuality,religion) while knowing damn well that they've never interacted with said group before :mjlaugh:

I just started posting on message boards a year ago and i've already learned that these type of sites attract socially inept losers who have no friends and get no attention irl.
 

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The first way to know how p*ssy coli nikkas is? look how the "gems on how to deal with women thread got over 1000 pages nikkas dropping the gospel on women:blessed:





But if you make a thread like "yo brehs what you doing for your women on valentines day?"
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Yo brehs where you carry your girls on dates?


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Yo brehs what you girl got you for your birthday?


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And nikkas so inexperienced for 30 year old's all their advice sound like this

Coli member ..you me and my girl having problems
Coli virgin advice : cut all ties with her immediately breh do it now!


Yo my girl sneezed last night
Coli : delete her number delete her social media cut her off now!
yo there is a thread on here with multiple people saying they would and have cut girls off for farting and taking a dump in their toilet.. nikkas was dapping and consigning they shyt like it made sense
 
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