*The-Coli Official Confession Thread* Cleanse Your Soul

HalfwayHandsome

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One day last year I smashed my uncles girlfriend. He left me at his crib and she was fresh out the shower walking around in a long t shirt with no bra on. We kept making eye contact and I couldn't resist. I just whipped the meat out. It worked, I left smelling like Love Spell lol. :yeshrug:
 

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I'm still smashin my ex, and we work together

but we have a mutual understanding, she gets a nut, I get a nut, no feelings involved.... lets see how long this lasts
 

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I smashed my girl's friend about 2 years ago before I met my girl but my girl doesn't know

She don't have to know :jawalrus:
 

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I got an ex who won't let me go, so I been actively trying to hook up an associate of mine with her so she'll leave me alone. This associate don't know that she was my ex tho.
 

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Cinco de mayo of 2011, me, the girl I was dealing wit, a couple of her friends and their friends, and my boy all went to a comedy show. My boy started holla'in at the one friend who my girl introduced as her sister even though I had never met her. After the show my girl went home, my boy asked me if i wanted to hit a club down town and kick it wit these chicks, and the chicks turn out to be my girl's "sister" and her bestfriend. Drinks was cheap as fucc that night so we really just sat at a table talkin and gettin str8 wasted. Towards the end of the night I get up to go to the bathroom and my boy follows me in and says "aye they wanna know if you faithful, her friend tryin to fukk", I'm like :what: nah that shyt sounds like a set up, I get back to the table and the "sister" skr8 up comes out and says "so whas up you tryin fucc my girl? cause in tryin to fucc ya boy". I don't really remember too much after that, I just remember waking up the next morning in my boys guestroom alone, completely forgot ol girl had been there till I rolled over and found an earring in the bed and it all slowly started comin back to me, not too long after I woke up I started gettin texts from a number that wasn't in my phone, it was her. I skr8 up told her that was out of my character and I didn't remember much from the night before, I needed a run down. She told me we fucced for a good hour, I ate the puss, we 69'd and I let her sit on my face. Then she told me I started choking her and callin her a bytch while I was fuccin her and she got scared and curled up in the corner which is how the sex ended and I just fell asleep. It never went down again even though she hit me up for a while after that tryin to. I don't fucc wit the chick I was wit like that no more either but I still feel bad about it, especially since we all went out together a couple more times after that. Irony of it all is that my boy didn't even fukk the sister, they still talk and she still ain't gave him none
 

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every time we have family events my wifes cousin always bolts past everybody to get straight to me like :lolbron: heeeeeeeeeeeey cousin, an gives me a full on frontal hug

my wife said its because she's crazy and more than likely wants to fukk...and i know she's a little off but i be getting gassed off that shyt anyway
 

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I used to sell weed at a retirement home and chief wit an old grandma who would buy n then smoke wit me...
Ive smashed chicks not even knowing their first name
Up til the age of 22 i was basically smashin raw.
My student loan debt is 60k. Might as well keep goin til i reach 200
 

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I used to sell weed at a retirement home and chief wit an old grandma who would buy n then smoke wit me...
Ive smashed chicks not even knowing their first name
Up til the age of 22 i was basically smashin raw.
My student loan debt is 60k. Might as well keep goin til i reach 200

yeah, that's a terrible feeling...
 
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