The Coli Keeper League, Season 8 (2017) Official Thread

[Costanza]

@KevJ your a hoe ass nikka that loves the attention - so i dont even need to go off on how stupid you look, your the jabroni that sends out garbage trades to every team in the league hoping that somebody takes ur waiver trash for marginal picks.

And now that you actually put yourself in a good position for next year you piss that all away on the worst trade of the year - and thats no exageration, yahoo sent me a notiffication to review the trade, thats the first time that shyt ever happened because that shyt is dumb as fukk.

1) Chris owings is a waiver pick up, were 1/6th of the way through the season

2) you just traded away rendon, why the fukk would u need a B+ player when ur trying to tank this year....

And the award for DUMBEST fukk of the year, goes to KevJ for trading a second rounder for a fukking CATCHER who batted 250 times last year - and is on track to bat 270 times this year.

Its fukking ridiculous how stupid it was to trade away a second for a fukking catcher - you made the decision you wanted to make a trade before even considering how shytty the offers were, he been trying to move sanchez for a 3rd all year - and u give him a second.

for a fukking catcher, who is injury prone and sits out at least 1/4 of all games.....

RIP to my nikka Bernie fleecin nikkas from the grave

 

[Costanza]

2017 Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Gary sanchez an average 72nd pick pre-draft, so even before we take into account his injury riddled season he would be an average 5th round pick.

Gary Sánchez Stats, Fantasy & News

Its always great to invest in a player who batted 201 times in his only full season played 53 games.. AND is injured again this year... batting fukking .239

this nikka doesnt even think before he acts, Bernie played it perfectly hyping up this bum ass nikka gary sanchez all year to finally get his mark to bite

Well done @KevJ

 

[Kang Deezy]

2017 Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Gary sanchez an average 72nd pick pre-draft, so even before we take into account his injury riddled season he would be an average 5th round pick.

Gary Sánchez Stats, Fantasy & News

Its always great to invest in a player who batted 201 times in his only full season played 53 games.. AND is injured again this year... batting fukking .239

this nikka doesnt even think before he acts, Bernie played it perfectly hyping up this bum ass nikka gary sanchez all year to finally get his mark to bite

Well done @KevJ

He batted 201 times last year because he was called up late in the season

Not due to injury

 

[Costanza]

He batted 201 times last year because he was called up late in the season

Not due to injury

hes a catcher and you're an idiot

 

[Kang Deezy]

hes a catcher and you're an idiot

The 2nd rounder is basically a third rounder so I still have the first pick in the draft and the first pick in the second round

He hit 20 home runs in 200 at bats last season

He seems to have improved his contact skills and discipline

I'm taking a chance because good catchers are hard to find

I still have an excellent draft situation and tons of other moves I can make

I also smoked 4 blunts last night

 

[Kang Deezy]

hes a catcher and you're an idiot

You're just mad this means you lost out on your trade rape for Judge

You got greedy

You didn't need him but because he's a hot new name you couldn't help yourself

Then you ended up with too many outfielders and a garbage pitching staff you still could have made a profit off judge and gotten free picks to flip for pitching but you had to push it

 

[Costanza]

[QUOTE="KevJ, post: 24626290, member: 1536"

I also smoked 4 blunts last night

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[Costanza]

The mandate now when u have the upside that Aaron judge has is that you take him... that's a bet he is on the level of Harper machado etc.. next year.

Whatever dude honestly I'm just am mad because in my opinion that gives the league to madoff next year - he just puts the most time into drafting/waiver wire, so he already has an advantage.

But essentially between me you and Landry field dad I believr it was who traded a 3rd, he just sonned us... and what did he even really lose smh, nice work tho, I'm sure Chris owings is that star you been looking for.....

 

[Kang Deezy]

The mandate now when u have the upside that Aaron judge has is that you take him... that's a bet he is on the level of Harper machado etc.. next year.

Whatever dude honestly I'm just am mad because in my opinion that gives the league to madoff next year - he just puts the most time into drafting/waiver wire, so he already has an advantage.

But essentially between me you and Landry field dad I believr it was who traded a 3rd, he just sonned us... and what did he even really lose smh, nice work tho, I'm sure Chris owings is that star you been looking for.....

Bernie can't draft to save his life tho

I'm not worried about him

Plus who does he have for keepers?

No one.

 

[Kang Deezy]

[QUOTE="KevJ, post: 24626290, member: 1536"

I also smoked 4 blunts last night

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Celtics lost

Put it this way last year Bernie took hosmer with his first rounder and Trevor rosenthal with his 2nd round pick

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

I'm not gonna lose any sleep about Bernie next year no matter what draft picks he has

 

[Kang Deezy]

I'm not gonna lose any sleep about Bernie next year no matter what draft picks he has

Yeah he took hosmer rosenthal kinsler with his first three picks and then traded them along with somebody else for a second round pick two weeks into the season

He can't help but get in his own way

Which is arguably my issue too but whatever I still feel great about my plan

 

[Kang Deezy]

Now he's trying to move hanigan reynolds and Garcia for a pick

He literally has no keepers

 

[Costanza]

I can never remember who is who, it would be sweet if everyone wrote down there names.

Only Aaron Can Judge.

Who is camobatman on here?

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

I can never remember who is who, it would be sweet if everyone wrote down there names.

Only Aaron Can Judge.

Who is camobatman on here?

I think that's loucollins