The Cicadas are coming, deeper than ever, and Biden is just gonna let billions into America smmfh

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"Some people say, these are the best cicadas.... election cicadas.

They'll come from hiding, some people say they were hiding from democrats, idk...but some people say that...

Then they'll just fly allll around the sanctuary cities , eating things that don't belong to them.

Invaders... that's what they are, invaders,...

Then they'll die from the socialism after they "mate" ... democrats say mate, but it's really secksual assault, which happens a lot in Democrat run cities...

Then they'll just disappear... like our tax dollars.... only sleepy slo mo Joe knows where our money goes.... many people say his pockets.. idk

But when I return to the white house, allllll these DEI cicadas are gonna go bye bye!..

So folks, when you see one just wave bye bye, cuz they dont speak English and they'll be gone soon just like sleepy slo mo Joe.

Bye bye!"
 

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Saw some shyt on reddit where they covered an entire front yard…

It’s their time though. I think they come out in swarms like every 8 years or something… Unless you own a flamethrower, sucks for you for living there :yeshrug:

My prep game would be Batman levels if I knew that was coming soon
 

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They were supposed to cause havoc in the Carolina’s but I’ve barley saw them lazy bytches :camby:
 

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Saw some shyt on reddit where they covered an entire front yard…

It’s their time though. I think they come out in swarms like every 8 years or something… Unless you own a flamethrower, sucks for you for living there :yeshrug:

My prep game would be Batman levels if I knew that was coming soon
I've never been around them. Can't you just turn your sprinklers on?
 
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