The Chi (Showtime) Official Season 1 Thread
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dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
shes been cheated on by him before and was tripping on him about cheating when they left the psychic. You bugging if you think they let tiff find out he slept with lala and she doesn’t flip out. Especially since that’s what spurred his proposalThat was before they were married though, you know how many men and women I know in real life, that have single until married mindset.
Now if he's dumb enough to smash afterwards, then he deserves everything coming his way.
Real plot twist would be if Lala ends up pregnant.
Man man man man......
Aight...Imma start with Douda. Please someone tell me what the fukk? I never understood what his fascination with Brandon was but ok, we supposed to forget about that! Now my question is...
WTF is so special about Jake and Trig?? "Why own 1 brother when you can own em both"? nikka......why?? Who the fukk are they?? 2 nikkas from 63rd. They have no inheritance. Ain't nothing special about either one. Why have you apparently been plotting to bring them both under your thumb all along?
FOH btw. You wasn't doing that mufukka.I coulda missed something but aside from the random beatdown of the one dude and sneering at Jake to take his shoes off for no reason....has Douda done ANY gangsta shyt this season? Now he needs Trig to run the streets for him cuz he won the race for mayor?
I guess running the streets AND campaigning can take a toll on G. But instead of just hollering at Trig with this proposition when he 1st pulled up on you, you engage in a fake custody battle because...all along...you wanted Trig to....run the streets for you? Maaaaaaaaaannnn if yall don't GTFOH!!!And Trig is just like "OK".
And the heavy handed ass writers, as if we didn't already know this is probably not a good look for Trig, have to make Douda say "There's a new sheriff in town, MOTHA fukkA!" on his way out
1st of all Mayors outrank sheriffs you dummy. And you gonna start the fukkery fresh off the "we gotta deal" handshake before you even leave bruh?? If I'm Trig, I quit right there. Not like he's being blackmailed. He shoulda been like "nah brah, see you startin with the shyts already. You tryna get this money or not?"
The stud stripper. This bytch Lena is giving out concussions the way she hits people over the head with the 'agenda'.
Yes, they are women who don't like male strippers. Those women would probably have like a sex toy party and/or be playing freaky games.
But getting Butch stripper? Naaaahhhhhhhh not likely. 1 it defeats the purpose of not wanting a male. The women I know that don't like male strippers find them feminine. So getting a rough looking CHICK would be an oxymoron. A straight woman like Tiff would want something soft and warm like herself. Since she stepping outta her role, she'd want to be the aggressor for a change. She wouldn't get turned on by a chick looking like a male Elf humping her hard and pretending she has a dikk. Lena needs straight friends. This whole season has been a Lesbian Fantasy. Tell me I'm lying.
If they get a S4, I'll give it a shot. I enjoy hate-watching it I can't even front. Predictions for S4 (if current writing team is still intact):
1)One of Kevin, Jake, or Popa will be dead by seasons end.
2)One of them, prob Jake will explore some gay shyt. Or a new gay peer will be introduced to ease into the group after they wack Popa or Jake. Kev might get it to tho but maybe not.
3)Camille Holloway will have an expanded role. With a bangin ass love interest!
4)Kevin whiny ass will take the entire season to realize he love's Keishas baby after trying to avoid it.
5)Jemma gets pregnant.
6) Much screentime will be wasted on Kevin's mom and Dre's relationship as they try to repair the emotional damage left by Kieshas abduction. We won't give a fukk but I promise that shyt will be beautiful. Like tender quotes while both women kneel in the rain crying to one another beautiful.
7)The kidnappers family will emerge tryna lay claims on that baby.
8)Graphic Trig/Trannie sex scene. And Lena will try to get Trig to do some bottom action too. Watch.
Money Be Green
Superstar
Man man man man......
Aight...Imma start with Douda. Please someone tell me what the fukk? I never understood what his fascination with Brandon was but ok, we supposed to forget about that! Now my question is...
WTF is so special about Jake and Trig?? "Why own 1 brother when you can own em both"? nikka......why?? Who the fukk are they?? 2 nikkas from 63rd. They have no inheritance. Ain't nothing special about either one. Why have you apparently been plotting to bring them both under your thumb all along?
I coulda missed something but aside from the random beatdown of the one dude and sneering at Jake to take his shoes off for no reason....has Douda done ANY gangsta shyt this season? Now he needs Trig to run the streets for him cuz he won the race for mayor?
And Trig is just like "OK".
And the heavy handed ass writers, as if we didn't already know this is probably not a good look for Trig, have to make Douda say "There's a new sheriff in town, MOTHA fukkA!" on his way out
1st of all Mayors outrank sheriffs you dummy. And you gonna start the fukkery fresh off the "we gotta deal" handshake before you even leave bruh?? If I'm Trig, I quit right there. Not like he's being blackmailed. He shoulda been like "nah brah, see you startin with the shyts already. You tryna get this money or not?"
The stud stripper. This bytch Lena is giving out concussions the way she hits people over the head with the 'agenda'.
Yes, they are women who don't like male strippers. Those women would probably have like a sex toy party and/or be playing freaky games.
But getting Butch stripper? Naaaahhhhhhhh not likely. 1 it defeats the purpose of not wanting a male. The women I know that don't like male strippers find them feminine. So getting a rough looking CHICK would be an oxymoron. A straight woman like Tiff would want something soft and warm like herself. Since she stepping outta her role, she'd want to be the aggressor for a change. She wouldn't get turned on by a chick looking like a male Elf humping her hard and pretending she has a dikk. Lena needs straight friends. This whole season has been a Lesbian Fantasy. Tell me I'm lying.
If they get a S4, I'll give it a shot. I enjoy hate-watching it I can't even front. Predictions for S4 (if current writing team is still intact):
1)One of Kevin, Jake, or Popa will be dead by seasons end.
2)One of them, prob Jake will explore some gay shyt. Or a new gay peer will be introduced to ease into the group after they wack Popa or Jake. Kev might get it to tho but maybe not.
3)Camille Holloway will have an expanded role. With a bangin ass love interest!
4)Kevin whiny ass will take the entire season to realize he love's Keishas baby after trying to avoid it.
5)Jemma gets pregnant.
6) Much screentime will be wasted on Kevin's mom and Dre's relationship as they try to repair the emotional damage left by Kieshas abduction. We won't give a fukk but I promise that shyt will be beautiful. Like tender quotes while both women kneel in the rain crying to one another beautiful.
7)The kidnappers family will emerge tryna lay claims on that baby.
8)Graphic Trig/Trannie sex scene. And Lena will try to get Trig to do some bottom action too. Watch.
Wtf bruh?
YaFingerDealMe
All Star
yeah I think I'll pass on that one
P-Valley has provided some decent fukkery so far
fukk is P-Valley?
YaFingerDealMe
All Star
Some gay shyt all these women watching
I never heard of that shyt lol.
YaFingerDealMe
All Star
My wife, my coworkers and all these others chicks started talking about how good it was last month. check it out don’t take my word for it
coose
Pro
Is it that bro? My wife be watching that shyt but I haven’t peeped it yet guess I’ll stay away