The Chi (Showtime) Official Season 1 Thread

[Playaz Eyez]

That room Keisha was held captive in had ALL kinds of weapons available the entire time. Picture frames with glass, mirrors, glass vases.....

She broke the leg off that chair and instead of trying to stab him in the neck or jam it in his stomach, she just weakly and wildly started swinging like a toddler

 

[EffedUp]

Ronnie is the hero nobody asked for. Good he saved Keisha but that nikka still killed a kid.
Jake flipping that on/off switch on whether to be tough is...
Also, Jada letting Emmett do whatever but now wanna flex when her new man say something.

 

[WesCrook]

"Get your shyt and get out my house"

I guess the "Never move into another woman's house because you will always be one argument away from getting kicked out" rule applies to lesbian couples too

 

[Marti]

Emmett is sexy

 

[Ol’Otis]

"Get your shyt and get out my house"

I guess the "Never move into another woman's house because you will always be one argument away from getting kicked out" rule applies to lesbians couples too

Threw her strap on at her too

 

[WesCrook]

.....

 

[valet]

Two other random items:

Ronnie opening a trash can and finding a crowbar is just laughable

Sonny was talking about opening a second location last season. Now he can’t pay rent? Really?

The Pandemic messed up everything

 

[Guvnor]

Damn I don't know if it was just me but I was hope this episode would be better than it was. Them finding Keisha didn't live up to it's hype imo and the episode overall was just bland.

Kevin got some explaining to do to his girl's pops though lol. I hope the next episode is better.

 

[LauderdaleBoss]

Ronnie's plot armor has reached Canelo and Anime levels of fukkery.

Whole character feels like one of those choose your own adventure books, but no matter what you choose, shyt just works out good for you no matter what.

 

[A.R.$]

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[WesCrook]

There is a 60% chance Ronnie gets a key to the city by season's end.

 

[WesCrook]

Inevitabilities next week:

Keisha will show no signs lingering trauma. It'll be as if it never happened and revert back to thotting it up.

Emmitt still crying broke after catering an event most cooks can only dream about.

Poppa will make at least one "Hello, my nubian queen", type gesture towards lil Nell Carter.

Nina Simone Jr's (you trying to fukk my daughter) dad will be on some "Well, make sure you use protection....here's some condoms". Yes, this is how ridiculous the show has become.

 

[Ol’Otis]

lil Nell Carter.

 

[Slimkid07]

That Lena propaganda speech about BM was fukking bullshyt and a perfect example of Hollywood and these blue checks' agenda.
Most of the time they can hide it a little but the writing and acting are so bad that their intentions are pathetically transparent.
shyt was as bad as Don't Be a Menace's parody scenes