‘The Chi’ Season 5 - June 24th @ 9PM / SHOWTIME

[Gizmo_Duck]

I don’t think they’ll kill one of the main kids…but the show has been struggling to come up with something for poppa to do ever since maisha smalls curved him.

He was yelling at jake and Kevin in the promo but it was really the writers he was mad at

 

[Ozymandeas]

That's only because this show has way too many writers. They rewrote Douda to be weaker starting in Season 3 when Trig debuted and killed that other gang leader and Douda was acting scary with him.

Douda was not introduced being under Q. At most, they were equals. Reg had to answer to Douda about making the block hot in Season 2 and Douda told him Q was dealt with. We also saw the real gang leader was in prison when Douda met him for a meeting.

This show is just wack.

Exactly. It makes no sense.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Yep, thats why they’re better off just dropping all those gang storylines. It also didn’t really make sense to bring Douda back, he got a good ending

They should have just had Tracy pretend to be Trigs gf

 

[Ozymandeas]

Also, anyone peep Keisha watching waiting to exhale? I’m not saying 20 year olds can’t be interested in movies like that, but I honestly don’t see it being a common thing.

Seems like the writers are gen x black women obsessed with Whitney Houston. They had the little kids watching the preachers wife earlier in the season for christmas

Overanalyzing. I’m early thirties. Graduated HS in 2007. My era was mid 2000s to early 2010s. Yet, I still watched old black movies like Boomerang, Harlem Nights, Hav Plenty, Strictly Business, Mo’ Money, She’s Gotta Have It. I can’t be the only one that did that. Half of these movies…especially Waiting to Exhale will come on television breh or HBO, Showtime, Starz so young adults today (Gen Z) will see them

 

[Ozymandeas]

Aight yall gotta chill out talking about my baby Tiff. She ain't ish as a character but let's not start dissing my boo Hannaha Hall the actress. She is beautiful and deserves some good loving, primarily from me.

Yea Tiff is cute. She’s just losing major points out here because her character is slowly becoming trash. She’s giving Tracy a run for her money and that’s saying something

 

[satireprod]

I think there was a guy even before him that she was shacking up with. I think they might of been putting hands on each other. I forget. She’s definitely a shacker

 

[tremonthustler1]

Do you blame shad though?

Deja looks like she belongs in them coretta scott king days

Deja got her Angela Bassett on when she seen Shad shooting his shot

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

 

[tremonthustler1]

Tiff’s character is playing out the way I figured it would. Tiff probably thought Keisha was her bestie cuz that’s her only friend. Her momma don’t like her and everyone else she just fukks.

Bakari chubby chasing (this is the 3rd instance of chubby chasing) making Chicago look like Dub City, USA @beaniemac

EDIT: Emmett’s first baby moms was big too

Poppa, either give him a definitive direction or kill him off. He might as well follow Bakari and become Jake’s opps in the streets.

Speaking of Jake and Gemma, send this shyt to The Young And The Restless. It’s ok to be sad but that was a miscarriage. Ain’t like she can’t have kids. What’s Lena gonna set up next for them? An adoption?

Lena really did wipe off Darnell’s secret family. Straight up Judy Winslow’d his kids.


We’ve heard of 4 murders in almost 5 seasons (5 if you count Gemma’s fetus). I’m not saying someone needs to die every episode, but the Chi looks wild sanitized with absence of the police aspect of the show.


Next ep looks like it’s gonna get good though.

 

[feelosofer]

Ummm. What happened with Darnells other kids?

Any way. I like how dudes are shytting on Tiffs looks now because they don't like her character like she isn't a smooth 8/10. But she is an extremely toxic person trying to wreck Emmetts and Keisha's relationship. I hope Emmett tells Keisha too.

Jake and Gemmas conversation was melodramatic as hell. I still think she has the most milquetoast dad of all time.

Bakari does not deserve the amount of grace that has been handed to him.

Trig may as well come out with it. No one is buying he's with this woman.

Papa used to be one of my favorite characters in the show now he's basically the fat lonely friend and he never gave off that vibe (lacking for confidence)

Shad learned the hard way the pitfalls of dating an upper middle class Black woman as a 'dusty'. She threw all that she did for him in his face when he didn't ask for any of it.

 

[SunnyD]

Ummm. What happened with Darnells other kids?

Any way. I like how dudes are shytting on Tiffs looks now because they don't like her character like she isn't a smooth 8/10. But she is an extremely toxic person trying to wreck Emmetts and Keisha's relationship. I hope Emmett tells Keisha too.

Jake and Gemmas conversation was melodramatic as hell. I still think she has the most milquetoast dad of all time.

Bakari does not deserve the amount of grace that has been handed to him.

Trig may as well come out with it. No one is buying he's with this woman.

Papa used to be one of my favorite characters in the show now he's basically the fat lonely friend and he never gave off that vibe (lacking for confidence)

Shad learned the hard way the pitfalls of dating an upper middle class Black woman as a 'dusty'. She threw all that she did for him in his face when he didn't ask for any of it.

Yeah their doing Poppa wrong. What happened to the witty kid that showed up in his flyest Biggie Smalls wear for picture day ? He just seems angry. Also please tell Jake and Gemma this show isn’t winning any Emmy’s. shyt be serious and I be rolling. Make it staph

 

[DropTopDoc]

Tiff’s character is playing out the way I figured it would. Tiff probably thought Keisha was her bestie cuz that’s her only friend. Her momma don’t like her and everyone else she just fukks.

Bakari chubby chasing (this is the 3rd instance of chubby chasing) making Chicago look like Dub City, USA @beaniemac

EDIT: Emmett’s first baby moms was big too

Poppa, either give him a definitive direction or kill him off. He might as well follow Bakari and become Jake’s opps in the streets.

Speaking of Jake and Gemma, send this shyt to The Young And The Restless. It’s ok to be sad but that was a miscarriage. Ain’t like she can’t have kids. What’s Lena gonna set up next for them? An adoption?

Lena really did wipe off Darnell’s secret family. Straight up Judy Winslow’d his kids.


We’ve heard of 4 murders in almost 5 seasons (5 if you count Gemma’s fetus). I’m not saying someone needs to die every episode, but the Chi looks wild sanitized with absence of the police aspect of the show.


Next ep looks like it’s gonna get good though.

Tiff still the finest, next to lala and ol girl douda knockin off

That said she toxic man @Ethnic Vagina Finder bruh she tried to set emmit up bruh


Poppa has no direction what so ever, he was trying to an internet celebrity/podcaster then that story died, it’s like the minute him and miesha broke up he had no role


Trigg need to hang it up and get with his Tran, but you know lenna she gon drag this to some arch

Jake mad at the world, Jenna being melodramatic, I’m never going to be the same, i get it, it’s a lot, but how she do a 180 from i must go to college and I’m above it all to an around the way girl, her transformation is something

Like one poster said Bahkari getting way too much grace sheesh

Weave dog trippin how you tell a woman you good enough to eat, and how was ol girl able to hear it in the basement, but now weave bout to knock trigs beard

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Ummm. What happened with Darnells other kids?

Any way. I like how dudes are shytting on Tiffs looks now because they don't like her character like she isn't a smooth 8/10. But she is an extremely toxic person trying to wreck Emmetts and Keisha's relationship. I hope Emmett tells Keisha too.

Jake and Gemmas conversation was melodramatic as hell. I still think she has the most milquetoast dad of all time.

Bakari does not deserve the amount of grace that has been handed to him.

Trig may as well come out with it. No one is buying he's with this woman.

Papa used to be one of my favorite characters in the show now he's basically the fat lonely friend and he never gave off that vibe (lacking for confidence)

Shad learned the hard way the pitfalls of dating an upper middle class Black woman as a 'dusty'. She threw all that she did for him in his face when he didn't ask for any of it.

No, she’s not. She’s typical hood cute, the type your average hood nikka would put at an 7/8, but you put her against real 8’s, she’s more like a 6. attractive but not a chick that's gonna get the envy of other women or have all the dudes at the club on her.

in fact most the women on the chi fall into this category, none are gorgeous, but they are on the attractive side of who you’d expect to be meet on the south side.

 

[FlyBoy718]

No, she’s not. She’s typical hood cute, the type your average hood nikka would put at an 7/8, but you put her against real 8’s, she’s more like a 6. attractive but not a chick that gonna get the envy or other women or have all the dudes at the club on her.

in fact most the women on the chi fall into this category, none are gorgeous, but they are on the attractive side of who you’d expect to be meet on the south side.

Word. Tariq rotation from Power Book shytting on them.

 

[beenz]

Yeah their doing Poppa wrong. What happened to the witty kid that showed up in his flyest Biggie Smalls wear for picture day ? He just seems angry. Also please tell Jake and Gemma this show isn’t winning any Emmy’s. shyt be serious and I be rolling. Make it staph

I used to like Jake, but I hate his character since he got with Gemma. What kinda friend does that and everyone act like it's cool. At least Kev was smart enough not to get her pregnant