@The Burger King

[Bryan Danielson]

Jack ain’t been relevant since... forever. He’s the only mascot I know going through an identity crisis. :bkufdup:

He can’t decide whether he wants to sell burgers, Chinese food, or Mexican food and produces them all poorly.

He boils potatoes in Mollywatr and calls them fries and keeps a jar of @Big Daddy toenail clippings dumped in green food coloring and use as pickles. :cashier:

What is he supposed to be anyway? A snowman?

Gotdamn!!

That’s pure ether!!!

Cuz there is some pure truth in that post

I used to go there and see Burgers, General Tso Chicken & Rice, Burritos and pancakes.

I tried their taco one time..... cuz then shyt was like 2 for $.50 and those where the laziest tacos I ever saw in my life.

Like they don’t even put shredded cheese in them shyts....... just a whole slice cheese that you put on a patty


Martha

 

[Khadafhi]

Just checked in to say fukk you nikka

You STAY calling me out on the coli cause you aint got shyt else to do but post on this website.

No money to count

No hoes to fukk

No customers to serve

I been out in Wyoming taming bobcats with 36 bad bytches from 45 different countries. thats more people than you had in your restaurant all year

meanwhile you sit on thecoli calling my name out like a mcfakkit.

You a couch king, not shyt else. the King of Loneliness and Solitude. No life having ass nikka. ol crumbs in the keyboard ass nikka.

wash your robe

 

[Khadafhi]

Welcome back bytch nikka. :lettuceeat2:

If you’d shown up earlier I would’ve had a gift waiting for you, but you decided to wait until 11 to respond cause you knew I’d be locked away in my palace doing everything you claim to be and dream about doing, fukk nikka. :trillbk2:

You wanna talk about money? We got that.

You wanna talk about bytches? We got em’.

You wanna talk about clientele? We got em’.

I’m really OUT here nikka. Just admit it, I been hustler of the year for the last five decades.

I’m still the same nikka capitalized on the Miami drug wars and charged the feds to use my vans to keep dead Colombians on ice. :bkufdup:

I’m still the same nikka that told 10 nuggets for $1.49, and then flipped that money to buy Popeyes. :bkufdup:

You can bring up as many lists and statistics as you want, but the streets talk and everybody know I’m out here.
I’m at the round table, where ya seat at? :whopperpls:

Where ya plate, where ya whoppers, where ya cheese at? :whopperpls:

We ain’t never left. Actin’ like we back. You should see us now takin’ pictures, actin’ like we rap.

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Jack ain’t been relevant since... forever. He’s the only mascot I know going through an identity crisis. :bkufdup:

He can’t decide whether he wants to sell burgers, Chinese food, or Mexican food and produces them all poorly.

He boils potatoes in Mollywatr and calls them fries and keeps a jar of @Big Daddy toenail clippings dumped in green food coloring and use as pickles. :cashier:

What is he supposed to be anyway? A snowman?

Ayoo