The Boston Celtics have suspended head coach Ime Udoka for the entire 2022-23 season.

[In The Zone '98]

2022 women still don’t realize its not about looks

 

[FAH1223]

WE DONT CLICK VLAD LINKS
BUT SINCE YOU DID....

BARNES IS ALREADY BACK TRACKING
FROM HIS "ITS 100X WORSE" STATEMENT...
NOW ITS WHO HE SLEPT WITH.

CLOUT CHASING nikka.



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Vlad was the one saying his sources are telling him it about who he slept with

This guy always makes a story about himself

 

[pimpineasy]

shyt's just basic human nature.
How do you meet a wife? What's the first stages of dating like?
You're usually dressing in some nice clothes, looking your best, on your best/wittiest behavior, going out to dinner, going on fun dates, every night is an adventure--that's exactly what working for an organization that requires you to travel has you doing every single night.
Just say the shyt that they were doing together, out loud, leave their job out of it, and listen to yourself--listen to how fukking inappropriate it is.
Imagine her telling it to her husband without the context of the Celtics.

"Hey hun, so get this. I met this new guy today! His name's Ime. He's a really, really, great guy but... he's got a lot on his plate So I'm just going to help him out by doing some things for him. You know, a little of this, a little of that--apartment hunt for him, handle a lot of his personal stuff. Chat on the phone with him for an hour here or an hour there, just make sure his needs are being met and he's feeling happy. OH! And get this! The BEST part? We're going-going back-back to Cali-Cali! Woop Woop! *raises the roof* That's right babe, me and him are flying out FIRST CLASS tomorrow, on a chartered plane, for 2 weeks on the west coast! We're staying at the BEST hotels. We're obviously going to be using fake names because we don't want anyone to know who we really are or even that we're staying there. I don't have to pay a dime! Some days he'll have to work for a few hours so I'll probably be shopping (he's paying ~). But other nights he doesn't have to work at all, so we'll just be able to spend some time together in cities I've only ever dreamed of going to! Babe, you know how much I've always wanted to see the west coast. Oh, one more thing: on those nights I'll have my phone off because I'll be going to really nice restaurants with him and his 15 best guy friends, so it wouldn't make sense for me to be on the phone with you. But it'll be like, 11 oclock here before we even have our first bottle of wine there, so you'll probably be in bed anyways."

And because this chick wears a shamrock on her lapel, her husband green lit it faster than you can say Udoka.

my girls should know better
but in case my wife doesnt remember what im about i have to have a talk with her

whatever you do make sure you secure the bag

i hope home girl leaves the organization with 8 figures

 

[Left.A1]

2022 y’all still don’t realize its not about looks

Makes it even more of an L tbh

 

[jj23]

So Matt confirms that he back tracked after he found out who Ime was sleeping with. Vlad confirmed his source said the same. It can’t just be the married VP’s wife. The way they’re acting it seems like it also may have included an executive’s 18-20 year old daughter who was an intern or something. Perhaps even on Celtics facilities or offices. Not illegal, but very foul. Just a guess.

Once again I have to ask, this is the bullshyt they crucified him for?

fukking?

The allegations make this shyt sound like rape or battery or stalking.

How can this be approached without assuming Boston has an agenda after the way they leaked this?

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

@SchoolboyC jinxed it

 

[KFBF]

If I’m the clippers I tell them to kick rocks.

 

[Nigerianwonder]

Even with the rumors I have yet to hear anything worth a year suspension.

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

If I’m the clippers I tell them to kick rocks.

If the Celtics are offering him more, it’d be fukked up to not let him leave.

 

[CJ]

I find it remarkable that we still don’t have the story a week into this, in a hyper Information age.

How has no one leaked this yet? If it was something especially egregious, you’d think Celtics FO would have incentive to leak details to justify their decision.

I figured by now someone in-the-know who was looking for their big break would have spilled all the details already.

fukkery levels better deliver or we gon' be like

 

[Raquinotj]

If the Celtics are offering him more, it’d be fukked up to not let him leave.

Teams usually grant permissions to speak to other teams just in case they need a favor back in the future. That’s why you see teams interview all these high ranking assistant coaches, executives on the regular for other coaching/team executives positions.

 

[FaTaL]

If I’m the clippers I tell them to send them picks.

 

[King Eros]

Even with the rumors I have yet to hear anything worth a year suspension.

Me neither.

If I had to guess, I'd say Ime was fukking multiple bytches, in and around the organization. Some married. Possibly to a prominent employee. And got one or more of them pregnant. Maybe he even harassed and coerced an abortion.



That's the only story that makes sense the way this is being handled and everyone involved's behavior.

 

[Jx2]

Head coach gone
Brown already pissed off for being in trade talks
Horford's body ran into the ground in the playoffs
VP wife's/daughters getting smutted out
Players finding out about this shyt on twitter....Brad Stevens is an autistic p*ssy
And probably a year away from Tatum wanting out rumors

Tough break for the Celtics

Born and bred in New England. This is the land where people thrive and prosper working in toxic/hostile work environments

I just got home after having a great day commission wise but also having passionately told my boss that he acts like a condescending prick to our whole sales team

 

[THE 101]

Can't believe the full story hasn't leaked yet

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