This thread made me bring out my DVDs.
The king of pranks one.
Grif the Chicago Cannibal.
Griff: I haven't eaten anyone!!! I don't even like ribs! Look, call my ex-wife.
Female Detective: We did. She said she once caught you pouring chocolate syrup on her best friend.
Griff: That wasn't cannibalism, that was adultery.
And later, Griff siting in his cell alone while "Chain Gang" by Sam Cooke plays -
Griff: I didn't eat nobody!