The Battle Of 1 & 2: The Chef vs. The Beard Warriors vs Rockets WCF Thread

[Fckumeen]

 

[Edub]

Didn't really want Blatt to have to coach against Mchale...that guy is treacherous, it's no telling what kind of thuggish fukkery him and Howard would have pulled in the finals...he was a dangerous animal with the celtics...and u can see than rubbing off on Dwight

 

[HoopLife]

Mark Jackson just submitted his name to the MJ Crying Meme Generator

Jackson on the mic like :mjcryjames::mjcryjames::mjcryjames:

the pain in mark jackson's voice.

Mark wanna cry
you can see it in his face
Smh

 

[FakeNews]

Fans dancing outside Oracle please dont move this team from Oaktown Lacob

 

[Methodical]

It's like watching another man come in your house and make your wife squirt while you can't even get hard

 

[LezJepzin]

Quick question. I've never sat near a tunnel at an NBA arena before. Do most people who sit near those seats walk through the same tunnel as the coaches and players to get to their seats or is that just cause The Oracle is 40-something years old?

They did a huge renovation of Oracle during the nineties but it still feels cramped and old. I went to a game during the Gilbert Arenas days and it felt smaller than Sleep Train Arena where the Kings play , despite having three thousand more seats.

Think of what they did to Seattle's Key Arena but a little better and with more seats.

 

[Arithmetic]

They did it for Northern Cali

So-cal 2

 

[Carolina Slim]

I gotta say tho, to Kerr's credit, I haven't seen any instance where he came in like "the last dude messed up, so I'ma clean all this up". It ain't like he been all in the cameras like when Jackson was around. If I'm mistaken, feel free to correct ya man.

 

[jwinfield]

I'd have to see Breen about that... That was uncalled for. N1gga, you KNOW I'm uncomfortable with this whole thang. We been here all season, my dude, you ain't new to this.

The shyt is like you somehow getting hired to DJ your ex's wedding, the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with before she dumped you mercilessly, and during the first dance:

Your boy: How you feel about that

Mark: The cake is good

 

[LezJepzin]

Mac Dre playing outside the arena

 

[ALonelyDad]

Why is this nikka Mike Wilbon always so close to stage steele

 

[jwinfield]

I gotta say tho, to Kerr's credit, I haven't seen any instance where he came in like "the last dude messed up, so I'ma clean all this up". It ain't like he been all in the cameras like when Jackson was around. If I'm mistaken, feel free to correct ya man.

I saw an interview last week where he was saying he was lucky, that he came into a great situation.

 

[origiNel]

Jessie, James, and Meowth >>>> Houston Rockets

 

[King Jove]

 

[Still Benefited]

JVG seemed more than anything. That shyt was awkward

It was like watching ya boy in real time find his ex he still in love with got pregnant by another nikka.

He sitting there talking bout "Im happy for her,wish her the best of luck"

Knowing he dying inside what else can you do? Besides try not to let your facial expression show you know that's a damn lie