The Battle Of 1 & 2: The Chef vs. The Beard Warriors vs Rockets WCF Thread

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

my body is ready!

 

[Danie84]

Thread Title should be: Will The Real MVP Please Stand Up

 

[Dak Pickscott]

kinda rooting for the H

#bytchimfromTX

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I hope the refs just let em play.

 

[who_better_than_me]

kinda rooting for the H

#bytchimfromTX

Better person than me. I dont do that shyt. Could never root for an squad that eliminated mines. Cant root for another squad period. But fukk the mavs and the spurs

 

[who_better_than_me]

Name 1 poster on this board that has went all out for his team more than I did this season? You know how much shyt I caught from nikkas this season? Cats was saying we'd get chumped by Memphis, I didn't try to refute their claims, I just let them look like shyt when they got exposed.

Name 1 poster who pop more shyt yhan you.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

Better person than me. I dont do that shyt. Could never root for an squad that eliminated mines. Cant root for another squad period. But fukk the mavs and the spurs

u not from texas either my boy

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Name 1 poster who pop more shyt yhan you.

Pop shyt as in?

 

[FloorGeneral]

You're on crack cocaine if you think the Pelicans can win damn near two games but Houston won't even get one

There's a couple of things wrong with your post. First, you said "damn near". Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but "damn near" and ACTUALLY winning games are 2 different things. There's 2 things that matter in the playoffs, and that's winning and losing. Last I checked, the Pelicans did NOT win a game against the Warriors, and that's all that matters.

Second, Anthony Davis doesn't play for the Rockets. No matter what you think of James Harden, he is most certainly NOT Anthony Davis.

And third, basketball is all about matchups. You can't use the "well, THAT team almost won a game or 2, so THIS team is definitely gonna win some" argument. Doesn't work like that. Every series is different, and the Warriors match up extremely well with the Rockets in every facet of the game. \\

Is a sweep likely? Probably not. I already said that picking a sweep in the Conference Finals isn't the smartest thing to do, but I don't see how you can be a fan of basketball and think this series will be competitive. I don't see how the Rockets can win 2 games, let alone 3 to make it go 7 or 4 to advance. But as the saying goes, "that's why they play the game(s)". I hope the series is good, but I just don't see it happening.

 

[LogicFirst]

There's a couple of things wrong with your post. First, you said "damn near". Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but "damn near" and ACTUALLY winning games are 2 different things. There's 2 things that matter in the playoffs, and that's winning and losing. Last I checked, the Pelicans did NOT win a game against the Warriors, and that's all that matters.

Second, Anthony Davis doesn't play for the Rockets. No matter what you think of James Harden, he is most certainly NOT Anthony Davis.

And third, basketball is all about matchups. You can't use the "well, THAT team almost won a game or 2, so THIS team is definitely gonna win some" argument. Doesn't work like that. Every series is different, and the Warriors match up extremely well with the Rockets in every facet of the game. \\

Is a sweep likely? Probably not. I already said that picking a sweep in the Conference Finals isn't the smartest thing to do, but I don't see how you can be a fan of basketball and think this series will be competitive. I don't see how the Rockets can win 2 games, let alone 3 to make it go 7 or 4 to advance. But as the saying goes, "that's why they play the game(s)". I hope the series is good, but I just don't see it happening.

I'll bet you all your cash the Rockets win at least 2

 

[FloorGeneral]

I'll bet you all your cash the Rockets win at least 2

lol, nah, that's not how things are done. But if you're so confident, I'll give you the chance to double down on your cash. Rockets win the series, you go from $159,650 to $319,300. Warriors win the series, you go to zero.

That's my offer.

 

[ThaGlow]

Props to Rockets for making it through, but they only win this series if Warriors beats themselves. GSW is the superior team in every way. Clearly, no debating.

That said.... let the fukkery begin! Can't wait!

 

[sfgiants]

Mike meltser from some Houston radio show was on knbr just now saying Warriors in 6

 

[Tha_Mac]

Mike meltser from some Houston radio show was on knbr just now saying Warriors in 6

It sickens me how the Houston sports talk radio host don't wanna be labeled as "homers". Everyone is picking GSW so I get it but these hosts here in Houston we're picking the Clippers too.

All season when callers disagree with the hosts about the Rockets and it's not the majority of what the nation thinks then they throw that "well you're a homer". Look where the Rockets are. According to even our own Sports Talk Radio Hosts we're supposed to be home.

Everybody think the Rockets can't win this series except the people who matter most. The Rockets themselves.

 

[SpacelySprockets]

to be fair both harden and curry are chefs, title should be changed to "top chef"