THE ASTROLOGY OF CORONAVIRUS: ANALYSIS AND FUTURE PREDICTIONS

[Ugo Ogugwa]

I'm an astrologer. I would say 'amateur' but people have paid me.

A friend recently texted me to ask if id heard anything re: 'dat corona'. I actually hadn't bc i dont do predictive astrology, so i googled. This is what i found.

Im curious to know if their predictions turn out to be true, so I included a poll. Im trynna be scientific and this is an experiment. You're allowed to change your answer... and here we go!

Predict reparations.

 

[HarlemHottie]

People tend to ignore how the universe affects humans, yet acknowledge how it affects things around them..

If lunar cycles can change the tide in lakes, why cant it cause a change in humans? Being that we're a large percentage of water ourselves.

Lunar cycles also effect women's periods. I got stories!

 

[HarlemHottie]

Predict reparations.

STFU, hoe.

 

[Guess Who]

Best believe that the people in power are VERY aware of the significance of astrological events

Elaborate

 

[xCivicx]

Elaborate

This thread is a perfect example

The MSM are predicting events within this pandemic that line up with different astrological events

 

[xCivicx]

Predict reparations.

You are hella catty sheesh

 

[levitate]

You’re in the right arena but in the wrong seats...

It’s due to comets that periodically pass close to earth, spewing eons-old viruses from their comet trail into the upper atmosphere of Earth.

 

[levitate]

first isn't always correct or sufficient breh

but Nicole is right, do yall, don't mind me, just wanted to say my peace, sprinkle some rationale and bounce

Right...breh saying “FIRST” as if that scientifically matters or some shyt...

Like saying “the first theory of what causes rain was that the Gods were crying in sadness...”

 

[Wildhundreds]

People ran off into ancient lands and stole all of the "knowledge"..

Then turned around and said to the masses that its "devil worship" to even consider it..

When you unplug from the matrix, you see strange things..

 

[xCivicx]

Right...breh saying “FIRST” as if that scientifically matters or some shyt...

Like saying “the first theory of what causes rain was that the Gods were crying in sadness...”

How would you know what the length of a year is if the stars weren't above us?

 

[levitate]

How would you know what the length of a year is if the stars weren't above us?

Seasons.

 

[xCivicx]

Seasons.

How would you know when within a season you should plant seeds to be harvested later?

How would you know when a season was coming, before it was right on top of you?

We've had warm winters and cool summers, how could you decipher when a season actually switched to another one?

 

[mag357]

How would you know what the length of a year is if the stars weren't above us?

Seasons.

 

[HabitualChiller]

I would read, but I'm lazy.

 

[Wildhundreds]

Seasons.

How would you divide the seasons?