The amount of puss George constanza got was unreal

[Swiggy]

That bytch from Scrubs that he put work in that was all into him, then he was all when she put that peach seed in her mouth

He was ready to smash his own COUSIN, just to get at his parents! That bytch was aching for his dikk, too! ACHING!!!

George of the Concrete Jungle Costanza, DA GAWD

 

[Mr. Pink]

Y'all remember the episode where there was a fire at a birthday party and George was pushing children and old ladies out of the way to escape.

Then when confronted he hits them with the "We needed a leader!"
"What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where-where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?"

 

[feelosofer]

As someone who is around George Constanza age, I can tell you, if you are employed with a decent job, no matter how average looking you are you will in NY city. I have a black George Constanza type friend on some basic accountant shyt and he's still living the bachelor lifestyle.

 

[Propaganda]

remember while he was fukking his secretary, he promised her a raise...and she ended up making more money than him

or when he started eating while fukking...then added in watching tv to the mix.

george has so many classics, man.

 

[dennis roadman]