The All Red Everything Era Is Officially Over (Free Daps)

[Playaz Eyez]

Can they give that announcer intro to someone? That shyt was great .

Emma? Heel Bayley? I don't care.

Including NXT and the Performance Center, there's probably 40 women that could make that could do more with that gimmick that Eva. You know who during NBA drafts they say an overseas person is "2 years away from being ready in 2 years"? That's Eva. She would have needed 8 years of training from HBK, Malenko, Bryan, Finlay, Smiley, and Killer Kowalski just to get to where Kelly Kelly was.

The real sad part was she should have been just a heel valet. Show Off Dolph and Eva Marie could have made a good hateable duo but all well

You still need personality, charisma, and mic skills to be a valet. She had none of those.

 

[The Eliminator]

Bruh
RuGOAT

 

[R=G]

Good riddance. Was clearly there to elevate whatever modeling career she aspired to have. She was never passionate about wrestling the way the new divas are.

She takes her clothes business serious...she gets some kind of orders via the Instagram vids she be showing during packaging. So no porn coming...she looks way more official these days compared to Stacy, Torrie, etc.

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Including NXT and the Performance Center, there's probably 40 women that could make that could do more with that gimmick that Eva. You know who during NBA drafts they say an overseas person is "2 years away from being ready in 2 years"? That's Eva. She would have needed 8 years of training from HBK, Malenko, Bryan, Finlay, Smiley, and Killer Kowalski just to get to where Kelly Kelly was.



You still need personality, charisma, and mic skills to be a valet. She had none of those.

What I never got about her was that she played Division 1 soccer and I've working seen her at the gym but for some reason she lacks any type of athleticism in-ring. According to her Cal State profile, she did everything athletic under sun, that's how you can tell she never really put the work in. Water polo, basketball, swimming and soccer but can't fake fight believably?

Natalie Nelson Bio - The University of California Official Athletic Site

AS A SOPHOMORE (2003): Tallied eight goals on the season, including a team-high three goals in the Bears' 9-5 victory Mar. 29 over San Jose State...scored seven goals as a freshman in 2002 after redshirting in 2001...

HIGH SCHOOL/PERSONAL: At Clayton Valley High School was team captain, team MVP, Bay Valley Athletic League MVP and first team All-North Coast Section in water polo as a senior...also competed four years on the swim team and two years on the basketball team...majoring in mass communications...parents are Tad and Marcia Nelson...born August 18, 1982 in Los Angeles, CA.



GOALS
2002 7
2003 8
Total 15

 

[MartyMcFly]

So she's still caught in traffic I see

 

[The axe murderer]

His wife may become the new eva

 

[Kingshango]

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Awful Red Everything. She sucked, Total Divas sucks, and her angle sucked.

Praise be to Allah

 

[reigun]

Yo Summer was not with the shyts when it came to Eva. That same episode she went to get Tamina added to their tag match then never tagged Eva in.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

gifs got me


i wonder how and what she did to get this far

never heard of or seen her but she look talent-less.

 

[jackswstd]

Rusev with the killshot

 

[Him]

Need her to do porn asap.

 

[reigun]

In this new era, I try to root for the women because women's wrestling on the whole is on the come up and it's good to see these girls go out there and succeed (especially when a lot of them are women of color).

But Eva? Yo. Like, how are you not good at anything? She can't talk (Asuka can't even speak English and is better on the mic), can't work, can't announce, has no physical charisma to speak of despite being pretty, zero personality. There was no lane for her, especially in this new era where they actually want the women to being able to do stuff on the show. And stuff can mean anything. They figured out quick Jojo can't wrestle, so they made her an announcer. And Eva couldn't even do that.

 

[OVER]

She forgot to kick out at three again

 

[Playaz Eyez]

What I never got about her was that she played Division 1 soccer and I've working seen her at the gym but for some reason she lacks any type of athleticism in-ring. According to her Cal State profile, she did everything athletic under sun, that's how you can tell she never really put the work in. Water polo, basketball, swimming and soccer but can't fake fight believably?

Natalie Nelson Bio - The University of California Official Athletic Site

Reading all this just shows that from 18-22 she was highly athletic and coordinated, but from 29-32 she became .