The 2023 Coli Analytics Awards!

[Jesus H. Christ]

I was bushed from Jan-August

And I really don’t post as much as it seems. I don’t make threads anymore either.

You're still the GOAT in my eyes.

 

[breakfuss]

POSTS/DAY

The Coli is a diversion for some, past time for many, and a lifestyle for a select few. Here we will look at the average posts per day for users based on their join date. Many of the usual suspects return.

Based on the average number of posts since a user joined


Average posts/day of Coli users: 3.3

Median posts/day of Coli Users: 1.9

Standard Deviation: 4.6



Top 1% Posters: 20+ posts/day

Top 10% Posters: 8+ posts/day

Bottom 10% Posters: post once per 5 days

Bottom 1% Posters: post once per 50 days



Top 10 in Posts/Day



Since this list has so much history, it doesn’t change much per year but here are the updated stats



@℃ertifed - 73.7 posts/day
@priority - 62.8 posts/day
@MikelArteta - 56 posts/day
@surf - 46.9 posts/day
@Silkk - 40.1 posts/day
@Big Boss - 39.7 posts/day
@ORDER_66 - 37.8 posts/day
@Eric Brooks - 36.5 posts/day
@Supreme - 33.6 posts/day
@Rekkapryde - 32.3 posts/day

How did @Gizmo_Duck not make the list? That nikka has to be moonlighting as an astroturfer for Sony.

 

[the elastic]

How did @Gizmo_Duck not make the list? That nikka has to be moonlighting as an astroturfer for Sony.

He joined in 2018

 

[King Karim]

Nikka....i pioneered neg rep on this site.....Im one of the original Neg Rep posters on this site....I retired, and fawk all u fk boyz beyaatch

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

How is @RickyDiBiase on the list I didn't know BillyHocean alt accounts were considered 22' posters

You know thecoli going down the toilet when he/Billy 'calling black people, baboons' Ocean is getting top daps.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Nikka....i pioneered neg rep on this site.....Im one of the original Neg Rep posters on this site....I retired, and fawk all u fk boyz beyaatch

Nobody respects you

 

[King Karim]

Nobody respects you

who cares ho3....Fawk u

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

who cares ho3....Fawk u

That’s what I thought blood

 

[Batsute]

I really put in work in the 2023 season and not even a honorable mention

 

[MischievousMonkey]

@Realm-Breaker honestly deserves top honors. Dude always has the JBO hook-up.

Everytime I see the username I hit the

 

[MischievousMonkey]

@DrBanneker Would it be easy to look for a word of the year? I imagine it'd take to eliminate all the common ones but I can only guess how hard that would be.

 

[beenz]

I need to get my #'s up

 

[parallax]

so is poster of the year no longer a thing?

 

[Days of Future Piff]

 

[DrBanneker]

@DrBanneker Would it be easy to look for a word of the year? I imagine it'd take to eliminate all the common ones but I can only guess how hard that would be.

The problem is getting a full and accurate sample of all the posts just by web crawling. If I had access to the site DB it would be a cinch though.