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Giving Macho Man elbow drops off my Grandma's vanity, onto my cousins.. that's wrestling brehs.

Having Royal Rumble matches with TMNT, X-Men and WWF figures, that's wrestling brehs.

Sneaking up behind kids on the playground and nailing them with random stunners, that's wrestling brehs.

Having 1 hour wrestling matches with your friends because no one wants to job, that's wrestling brehs.

Bringing signs to live events knowing they aren't filmed, that's wrestling brehs.

Being one of the few kids that can do an HBK kick-up, that's wrestling brehs.
 

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Telling the chick you like at school you wanna take her behind the bleachers so you can "LAY DA SMACKDOWN" on her puss... that's wrestling brehs

You and a bunch of kids singing "WEEEELLLLLLLLL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOOOWWW!" when the fat kid walks in the room to tease him... but the fat kid plays along and does the choke slam taunts... that's wrestling brehs

Putting glitter on your shirts so you can look like 99' Jericho... that's wrestling brehs

Calling someone a "mealy mouth sumbytch" after scoring on them in sports... that's wrestling brehs

Putting your electric toothbrush to your throat so you can talk like 98' Kane.... that's wrestling brehs
 

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Yelling "OOOOHHHHHHH YEEEAHHHHH" once that music hit during your graduation...that's wrestling, brehs. :win:
 

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having a falls count anywhere match on your block and almost pildriving some kids head onto the hard floor, thats wrestling brehs


being a heel cause you dont have a sexy female manager :to: thats wrestling brehs
 

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Getting told by your older brother wrestling is fake and proceeding to dropkick him in the face bloodying his nose, and saying "was that fake"? :smugbiden: That's wrestling.

Older brother kicking your ass afterwards though :to:
 

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Getting told by your older brother wrestling is fake and proceeding to dropkick him in the face bloodying his nose, and saying "was that fake"? :smugbiden: That's wrestling.

Older brother kicking your ass afterwards though :to:

brother giving you that work and procedding to power bomb you on the edge of the bed, then your back hits the steel/wooden frame and you got back problems for a decade plus but not wanting to tell mama :to: .......thats wrestling breh!
 

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Doing the worm in the middle of the living room... that's wrestling breh.
Hitting 5 star frog splashes from the couch... that's wrestling brehs.
 
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Daniel Bryan being the 7th member of Team WWE vs. Nexus @ Summerslam

Being at MSG for Royal Rumble 2008 when Snuka and Piper were in the Rumble and hearing NYC go nuts as they took over the ring.

Watching my neighbor cry because Ultimate Warrior beat Macho Man and he had to retire, then my dad kicking him out the house.

Starting a "gang" in Middle school and tagging everything nWo.

Watching Bryan Danielson give his farewell speech at his final ROH show.

Being at WM29 and feeling Undertaker's entrance chill the whole stadium
 

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Not being able to fall asleep as a 9 year old after hearing the Undertaker's creepy ass music :merchant: That's wrestling breh



Turning on the TV at 9PM in Canada and being pissed off and because curling is on instead of Monday Night Raw....that's wrestling breh. :beli:
 

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You and a bunch of kids singing "WEEEELLLLLLLLL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOOOWWW!" when the fat kid walks in the room to tease him... but the fat kid plays along and does the choke slam taunts... that's wrestling brehs

having a computer tech that works at your middle school who could pass for big shows brother and making him our body guard and him literally choke slamming dudes who "werent down with that" and then doing the choke slam taunt....thats wrestling brehs

standing outside of a local comic book store to meet foley and having him sign my cactus jack wwf ice cream bar box, and him stoping the entire signing to talk to me about said box because it was "the coolest thing he signed all day" and strait marking out over this moment....thats wrestling/the greatest moment in my then young life brehs

meeting captain charisma at a local roller skating rink 5 yrs ago, and feeling bad because every backwoods/hillbilly/low life came out for it, and me. my uncle and his son being the ONLY presentable/decent ppl in the place and him conversing with us because he didnt want to deal with the backwoods/hillbilly/lowlifes so he was killing time with us to delay the inevitable....thats wrestling brehs

having 1-2 hour matches in wrestling video games cuz you and your buddys are all TOO good at them and nobody can beat anybody cuz ppl keep finding ways to kick out/ keep it goin and then the looser not talking to the winner for a few days from being legit mad...thats wrestling brehs
 

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Having over 1200 hours of WCW & WWF/E programming on tape (1991-2003) & in the process of converting them to DVD...That's wrestling bruhs

Holding up signs that said "Suck It" at school events in the gym...That's wrestling bruhs

Getting chills every time they cranked the Ultimate Warrior's music...That's wrestling bruhs

WWF, WCW, & ECW before the internet...That's wrestling bruhs

Using the championship belts that came with the Galoob brand WCW action figures as rings for my fingers...That's wrestling bruhs

Having a converter box for free PPV events in the 90's...That's wrestling bruhs

Faking sick to stay home alone from school just to watch wrestling tapes...That's wrestling bruhs

Making interpromotional dream matches with WCW & WWF action figures...That's wrestling bruhs

Stealing the issue of PWI that had a backshot of Sunny wearing nothing but a fur jacket...NOW THAT'S WRESTLING
 
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