Thats wrestling breh! :to:

[No_bammer_weed]

One of my earliest memories in life being scared to death by a snarling, gargantuan, Andre the Giant in the parking lot of a house show...Thats wrestling breh!

Crying and running out of the living room with moms, after seeing Jake the snake's cobra bite Randy Savage....thats wrestling breh!

Listening to pops wax poetic about seeing bobo brazil, bruno sammartino, and others in person as a kid....thats wrestling breh!

Attending house shows and ppv's with pops, and us excitedly talking about the shows as we return home on the subway....thats wrestling breh!

Still having my bret hart hitman shirt from 1993..thats wrestling, breh!

Going in my parents garage, and seeing a gang of old wrestling magazines that takes me right back to the day I first read them....thats wrestling, breh.

Calling all my friends, damn near in tears, because hogan just turned bad and him saying all of us hulkamaniacs now made him sick....thats wrestling, breh

Being captivated by Bret hart vs. Austin at wrestlemania 13, like it was a championship boxing prize fight (still the GOAT match, easily)...thats wrestling, breh

Dressing up in a cheap knock off versace shirt, taping a fake curled eyebrow over my right eye, wearing slacks and dress shoes on halloween, standing on my teachers desk and saying: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS RETURNED TO HOOVER MIDDLE SCHOOL, as my classmates cheered...thats wrestling, breh.

Doing german suplexes, frog splashes, stunners, and peoples elbows during recess and lunch and damn near killing ourselves in the process....thats wrestling, breh.

having goosebumps and chills at the shark tank, watching the Undertaker's entrance, LIVE, at the Royal Rumble in 98 with all my friends and I standing in awe...thats wrestling, breh

Giving the Kliq/NWO finger dap to your boys as you pass them in the halls at school without saying a word...thats wrestling, breh

marveling at the unreal talent of guys like rey mysterio, ultimo dragon, blitzkreig, psychosis, and others who were easily among the greatest athletes in the world, and like real life comic book characters, bringing it week after week. Thats wrestling, breh.

Being able to suspend my disbelief as an adult, and get sucked into to a great match, and abandon any notions that all of this is scripted: hence feeling like a kid again....thats wrestling, breh

I dont watch much anymore, but no matter how far I stray, wrestling will always be a part of me given how important it was to my youth. If you dont get it....ya just dont get it.

 

[Scotch Hall]

I don't have a dad and only seen wrestling live in compton


but dammit dap this man if this don't get you like


then you never watched

 

[Nintendough]

Powerful posting



Putting scrubs in a sharpshooter...that's wresting breh



Throwing the toothpick at somebody because Scott Hall did it....that's wrestling breh



Watching HBK put on classics after coming back from an injury....that's wrestling brehs



Watching Sting beat Hogan at Starrcade..... that's wrestling brehs

 

[Mr.Black]

 

[Tommy Fits]

Jerking off to Sable's playboy spread as a freshmen in high school...that's wrestling breh!

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I used to buy those Wrestling Mags with the pull out pages with the Divas. I Took them School, teacher caught me. Called my Parents

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Spitting your gum out and slapping it away...that's wrestling breh

 

[jadillac]

NOT going to a WWF/E event UNLESS I had seats in the first/second or third row.....that's wrestling brehs

standing in line for 2 hours in '00 to get Mick Foley to autograph my book....that's wrestling brehs

writing a letter to Hulk Hogan(and receiving a rubber stamped autograph/response) after Earthquake crushed his chest....that's wrestling brehs

having my Black My Buddy doll, and wrestling with it. LAying it on the wrap around sofa, standing on recliner arm on the opposite side, and delivering the Macho Man flying from across....that's wrestling brehs

 

[Scotch Hall]

getting the diamon cutter during school.....thats wrestling breh

having your own federation with your friends....thats wrestling breh

collecting wrestling figures and trading with your friends.....thats wrestling breh

checking out wrestling from around the world because you weren't happy with just two groups.....thats wrestling breh

living through hulk hogans character and living like he said too even to this day, vitamins everyday got me going to church too ....thats more than wrestling breh

 

[puppetmaster]

The congregation says Amen.


-P-

 

[Nintendough]

Wrestling with your older cousin who tried to no sell you because he was older and making him cry...that's wrasslin' brehs

 

[Project Downtime]

Taking your younger sibling to see her 1st WrestleMania..... that's wrasslin' brehs.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

IF YOU NEVER RIPPED A T-SHIRT TO PIECES, YOU MUST NOT HAVE BEEN TAKING YOUR VITAMINS, BROTHER!

 

[luckyse7enz]

Being sleepy at school on Tuesday morning b/c you set your alarm to 2 AM to wake up and watch the Monday Nitro encore b/c you only saw the first half before you switched the channel to Raw for the night....that's wrestling, brehs

Having a hole in your undershirt and tearing it off like @Hollywood Hogan before throwing it away....that's wrestling, brehs.

Blacking out for a few seconds before gym class b/c you didn't tap to your homie's Taz-mission fast enough...that's wrestling, brehs. :deadcena:

Learning HTML and getting your typing skills up by writing roleplays b/c your nerdy-ass was the World champion in your e-fed...that's.....wrestling.....brehs?

Tossing Trapper-Keepers or pizza boxes at your boys and kicking that shyt into their faces as soon as they catch them...word to Rob Van Dam. That's wrestling, brehs.

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

Tossing Trapper-Keepers or pizza boxes at your boys and kicking that shyt into their faces as soon as they catch them...word to Rob Van Dam. That's wrestling, brehs. [/QUOTE]

Adding on...

Having ladder matches with your older brother on the bunkbeds, that';s wrestling breh.

To this day thinking about how my older brother never let me become World Champ (Word to Mark Henry) and I'm still Intercontinental Champ, that's wrestling brehs

Having wrestling matches where your ninja turtles fought against your wrestling figures, that's wresting brehs

Missing no opportunity ever to Ric Flair chop someone, that's wrestling brehs

Getting semi-injured because y'all were playfighting before pile drivers got banned, that's wrestling brehs

Staying up real late just to watch ECW, that's wrestling brehs.