That's that sh*t I don't like!

[Nuke Dukem]

*itch on the bottom of my foot while driving*

*that watery stuff that comes out first when using ketchup & mustard*

*having to piss when hard*

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

*gets charlie horse in hamstring while fukkin*

*gets up to get out of car and cell phone falls from my lap onto the concrete*

*gets stuck in traffic jam on the way to work and there isn't even an accident nikkas are just driving slow*

 

[atlbound]

*finish taking a shower and realizing you have to shiit*

 

[Petty Crocker]

Craving a bowl of cereal then going to the fridge to see I'm out of milk

Starting my cycle the week I'm supposed to get some D

Running late to work and hitting all the red lights

 

[DallasTxRep]

People FINALLY deciding to turn on their signal WHEN THEY'RE TURNING

 

[Nuke Dukem]

*the same guy all week on the highway exit with a gas can in hand begging for $$$*

 

[koyaanisqatsi]

cashier at the fast food spot wit multiple meth scabs on both his wrists and back of his hands askin you if he can keep the change

 

[R.O. Double]

*Gets to the cash register and realizes i forgot my wallet at home*

*Reading a book and they make it to a movie that sucks*

*Going to the movies and it's always that one a$$hole that says "the book was better than the movie" "YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT YOU DUMB MUTHAfukkA!!"*

*Broads tapping out on a nikka*

*Muthafukkas offering me Coca-Cola. nikka I'm Pepsi man. fukk wrong with you*

 

[DallasTxRep]

Almost gettin into an accident with somebody that didn't even notice at all they almost hit u, never even knew they were inches away from being in an accident

 

[Heafcliffe]

Getting ready for work, dressed to the 9s; go to eat breakfast and you spill food on your tie/shirt.

Drink is room temperature, go to the freezer, NO ICE!

Waiting in line and the person in front of you is paying with a fukkING CHECK!

Leaving the house to run errands and find mufukkas sitting on your car!

You drive outta your way to get that cheap gas, only find that shyt is higher than the 10 stations you passed to get there.

Walking near a rather beautiful lady, you scope her dimensions, THEN she lights a cig!

Love her to death, but your fiancee's mother has to STOP calling the house EVERYDAY fukkING DAY!!

When a driver is turning left but they make the smallest of right turns before making the left!!

You hand your money/card and they place the change/card on the counter.

 

[DallasTxRep]

Being behind the woman at Walmart that has a gang of coupons

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

People FINALLY deciding to turn on their signal WHEN THEY'RE TURNING

*person makes left turn and doesn't turn on turning signal until they're in mid-turn*

*turns into my surburban neighborhood where my crib is on the way home from work and gets stuck behind an old person going 10mph*

*goes to see a movie and a kid is sitting directly behind me kicking my chair and asking questions during it*

*talks to an attractive brawd in my class who looks like potential wifey status while mid convo after everything is going well she starts out a sentence "well my fiancé..."*

*pulls into taco bell drive thru at 1am and sees a fat 40 year old woman with 4 of her kids and it takes them 20 minutes to make alll the food*

THATS that shyt I don't like

 

[Heafcliffe]

*person makes left turn and doesn't turn on turning signal until they're in mid-turn*

*turns into my surburban neighborhood where my crib is on the way home from work and gets stuck behind an old person going 10mph*

*goes to see a movie and a kid is sitting directly behind me kicking my chair and asking questions during it*

*talks to an attractive brawd in my class who looks like potential wifey status while mid convo after everything is going well she starts out a sentence "well my fiancé..."*

*pulls into taco bell drive thru at 1am and sees a fat 40 year old woman with 4 of her kids and it takes them 20 minutes to make alll the food*

THATS that shyt I don't like

I used to get mad at that too before I turned it to a positive. Perhaps, they are preventing you from speeding and, subsequently, getting in an accident. But I feel ya though.

 

[DallasTxRep]

Being behind the person that take 3-5 mins to use a ATM!

 

[innocentdevil]

*walk into the kitchen with fresh socks on, and stepping on a wet floor*

*getting ready to wash hair, and get invited somewhere*

*waking up 30mins before the alarm clock *