That one time you gave trash dikk

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Met some bytch on tinder that looked AMAZING and we matched. Linked at her crib and she looked okay but nowhere near as curvy or pretty as her tinder pics. Found out she was a stripper at night and bank teller during the day, had Graves’ disease, is an anime nerd and her last nikka stole money out her stripper bag.


Got her clothes off and man….her body fell out like a busted can of biscuits. The dog in me wanted to fukk so bad, so I tried, but the disappointment really killed my wood. She called me the next day saying she expected some dikk and I gave her p*ssy instead :laff: I didn’t give a fukk the bytch was MID.

One of y’all nikkas actually posted her on here a while back too :heh:
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The only times I gave trash dikk is when I received trash p*ssy. Some bytches are just impossible to give good dikk to, so once you realize that the p*ssy is trash and/or that they are doing the dead fish thing, you're just trying to get it over with as soon as you can.
 
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Chubby pawg....sorta like a thick Bryce Dallas Howard but with really dark hair.

Her box was A+. Tight, wet and squishy at the same time. Impossible to last more than 3 minutes. It was like she was milking my dikk or something and she was just laying in missionary. Chick must be the Kegel GOAT or something. She took pride in making you finish fast which was something I never experienced. Had to get to my 3rd or 4th nut before I could last 10 minutes.
 

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not drunk, but wasnt totally there mentally to fukk was stressed out my mind. so i was half assing the sex,

bytch wouldnt even respond back to me when my head was more clear, was more relaxed, and i wanted to tho :mjcry:


Even Superman has a bad day

There's no bigger let down than giving trash fukk to a girl you actually like. Most of us have been there
 

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Side chick I was messing with 3 years ago.

Tight box and nice tit's. Usually we would go to her place or do it in the car depending on timing. The last time we fukked it was the last time before she moved to Indiana the next day. She texted me asking if I wanted to smash one more time and I agreed Hella quick.

Only problem was I was running on maybe 3 hours of sleep from over working and it was 7 in the morning. Met her at a old closed down movie theater and asked why that was the spot and she said it's private in the back.

I was so tired and nervous as hell that we would get caught that I just bent her over and tried to cum as quickly as possible. Every second I was looking like a meerkat scanning the area. After about 2 minutes I came on her ass.

Afterwards she was like that was a let down compared to the other timed. shyt crushed my spirit. Good news is she's visiting down here next month from the 22nd to the 28th. Already started my diet, booked a hotel room and been training like rocky to erase that travesty session.
 

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This Jawn I used to mess with ages ago in 05.

New year's, nothing to do but got invited by her and her friend. Tried their weed and it was the last time I ever smoked because that shyt deteriorated the marsupial :mjcry: .

Her friend fell asleep, and we got to it. Coochie smelled like stale mulch, but a mate is a mate.

Five seconds into putting the head in, I bust :why:. She tried everything to get it back up but it was no use. Game over man.

We got into a argument months later and she trashed the five star mating general's pee pee.

I was appalllled but understood the failure :wow:
 

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Chubby pawg....sorta like a thick Bryce Dallas Howard but with really dark hair.

Her box was A+. Tight, wet and squishy at the same time. Impossible to last more than 3 minutes. It was like she was milking my dikk or something and she was just laying in missionary. Chick must be the Kegel GOAT or something. She took pride in making you finish fast which was something I never experienced. Had to get to my 3rd or 4th nut before I could last 10 minutes.
this has happened to me before. she didn't even mind, but I kept tripping that even round 2 I busted quick and round 3 I almost did, until I pulled out and hit her with the :picard:

We smashed 4 times, and all 4 she made me slip like that. some people just match you too well I guess. I dont know, but Ive only ever met one other girl that could do that to me.
 

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I was working tons of extra hours at work. I barely got any sleep, but this fine Jawn asked if she could see me one night. So she came through, we ate take out and with some wine.

I was already nodding off. So we just got to it. I was going strong and then I just got soft. She knew I was tired so I got a pass

I didn't run it back until this year in fact and knocked that shyt down 3 times. I was still embarrassed from the first time.. so I had to go hard
 

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Met this bad ass rican
female at club one night. I was surprised how smooth shyt went when I cold approach her. She was feeling me heavy grinding shyt outta me on dance floor then kissed on my neck. When that lovers and friend song came on she lost her damn mind and most females in the club did whenever that joint came on back in day. So we slow grinding and she was like wanna get outta here cuz I’m hot she said.I said cool. We go to my car and I pull around bout 5 blocks from club in a dead alley. And we start making out and shyt and taking off each other clothes and I’m thinking to myself I’m bout to blow her back out :shaq:

fukking bobby v slow down comes on radio right perfect song to smash too in this moment
I hit her with the :mjlit: look she hit me with the :noah:
12:59am
I slide in her like ice melting and she wet as shyt and I’m like man this wet as fukk and feels good as shyt
Couple pumps I feel weird and I’m like wth na this can’t be
I feel the volcano eruptions coming
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I’m barely at the damn chorus starting then

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I bust quick as shyt and on my seat and on her hair
And man her face was like this
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And I was like

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I go
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She was like

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I was like wasn’t no damn min

Time 1:01 am :mjcry:
She pulled her pants back on and walked out the damn car while I sat there confused and hurt like

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U know she doesn’t count you as a body :lupe:

Many hoes have those non counted bodies :lupe:
 

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happened to me not that long ago....I was 2 twisted......head was crazy.....got up in there and it wasn't working out......


pulled it out and had her go down......got it right....went back in....same story...



did this shyt like 4X then finally said fukk it and just finished in her mouth :mjlol:
 
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