That fat slob Roseanne Barr will be getting roasted in an hour (10:00 PM Est)

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wayne brady was clearly catching feelings.

"On behalf of all intelligent brothers" :comeon: :umad:



I can relate though:no:
 

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I just caught the Amy's part and she killed it once again.

:laff: at her :bustback: at Jane Lynch.

"Eat a dikk Jane. Try it."

:laff::gladbron::ohhh:
 

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Jeff Ross is played out his act is old and jokes are weak.
 

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This is what was cut out

Congratulations Seth," said Ross. "This is a really big night for you. You haven’t gotten this much attention since you shot all those people in Aurora. I’m kidding! You’re not like James Holmes. At least he’s doing something in a movie theater that people remember
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:huhldup:
 

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i saw jeselncik at a comedy club dude has a legit scumbag cokehead vibe to him,

"I heard my ex girls new boyfriend is abusive, so I went to her house with a baseball bat...and blamed it on him"
 

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Jeselnik is a genius. he has like 20 jokes, but he found a delivery and style that will make him famous.

His set on this roast was kinda weak though
 

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I was suppose to go to this roast but had to work...One of my co-workers is real close with rosanne and she got him his own table and everything...shyt was crazy for the after party though...Rosanne is cool as fukk and real as well...She doesnt sugar coat shyt..
 

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kinda looks like jennifer lopez a little bit
 

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So we're just gonna ignore Amy? With those pigtails and perky titties and actually decent sense of humor :usure:
 

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this one was cold too :wow:

“Folks, if you’re offended by what you see here tonight, just do what Joe Paterno did: look the other way.” -Jeff Ross

Most offensive jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr - National howard stern | Examiner.com

“Jane, thank you for hosting. You are probably the most beloved person in comedy right now. Before the show, I even heard the crowd chanting ‘Lynch! Lynch! Lynch!’—and that was just during Wayne Brady’s introduction.” -Jeff Ross to Jayne Lynch

:weirdo:
 

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i saw jeselncik at a comedy club dude has a legit scumbag cokehead vibe to him,

"I heard my ex girls new boyfriend is abusive, so I went to her house with a baseball bat...and blamed it on him"

:dead:

I love Jeselnik.....he's definitely a one-trick pony, but he's clever as fukk with that one trick
 

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This is what was cut out

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:huhldup:
Ross always manages to say some super-recent and super-offensive thing that ends up getting cut :laugh:

Anyway, they put this on Netflix and I just caught it. Gilbert Gottfried fukkin murdered it again.
 
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