"That brother starving" Thirsty deer cries in frustration after he creeps a female out

[Born2BKing]

Deer breh gonna be like "See this is why I don't cold approach "

Damn that moment prolly turned him into an incel.

 

[Whooty Chaser]

So much attitude from her.

If white deer exist, he needs to join pawgset.

 

[RhodyRum]

Damn that’s rough, bro can’t even go home and rub one out…. Can’t fap with no hooves

Sure enough, hairy palms abound in the animal kingdom. (Wikipedia offers a good summary of the evidence.) Dogs, cats, lions, bears, and a number of other mammals self-stimulate with their front paws; randy walruses use their flippers. Horses and donkeys, whose masturbatory habits have been particularly well-studied, engage in “rhythmic bouncing, pressing, or sliding of the erect penis against the abdomen”; male deer do the same.

Do animals masturbate?

slate.com

Keep underestimating Mother Nature. Y'all gon' learn one day.

 

[GreenGhxst]

I thought them nikkas just be taking p*ssy

So these lil thots wanna see a fight before they give it up

 

[Gdp77]

Those are elk. Nast mfers
Female elk have a short estrus cycle of only a day or two, and matings usually involve a dozen or more attempts. By the autumn of their second year, females can produce one and, very rarely, two offspring. Reproduction is most common when cows weigh at least 200 kilograms (440 lb).[35] Dominant bulls follow groups of cows during the rut from August into early winter. A bull will defend his harem of 20 cows or more from competing bulls and predators.[36][31]: 92  Bulls also dig holes in the ground called wallows, in which they urinate and roll their bodies.[37][32] A male elk's urethra points upward so that urine is sprayed almost at a right angle to the penis.[38] The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows.[32]

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

.....

 

[Yehuda]

Yo he had his tongue out and everything Pepé Le Pew ass buck/bull/whatever the term is.

 

[MustafaSTL]

Stuck up hoe

 

[drederick tatum]

Why he trot up on her like LL Cool J, with the licking of the lips

 

[Born2BKing]

Stuck up hoe

Ya'll nikkas so stupid.

 

[Born2BKing]

So much attitude from her.

If white deer exist, he needs to join pawgset.

I bet these wouldn't have had all that attitude.

 

[JQ Legend]

That sweet yams song got me

 

[RhodyRum]

Those are elk. Nast mfers
Female elk have a short estrus cycle of only a day or two, and matings usually involve a dozen or more attempts. By the autumn of their second year, females can produce one and, very rarely, two offspring. Reproduction is most common when cows weigh at least 200 kilograms (440 lb).[35] Dominant bulls follow groups of cows during the rut from August into early winter. A bull will defend his harem of 20 cows or more from competing bulls and predators.[36][31]: 92  Bulls also dig holes in the ground called wallows, in which they urinate and roll their bodies.[37][32] A male elk's urethra points upward so that urine is sprayed almost at a right angle to the penis.[38] The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows.[32]

Your taste buds haven't lived until you've had ground elk lasagna.

I bet these wouldn't have had all that attitude.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

what's his coli account

@deerlancing

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

Do animals masturbate?

slate.com

Keep underestimating Mother Nature. Y'all gon' learn one day.

Sheesh I wasn’t ready lmaooooo