Texas Rep. Stockman: "‘If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted’"

[throughthefire]

thought this was a joke post at first, but

it is a joke post

 

[newworldafro]

To be fair, it worked for Nas.

.... wonder if they drop the chorus for that song on the campaign....

 

[///Vega+++]

lolmerica

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

texas

if we give babies guns it wont be long before we have baby bloods, and baby crips going to war.

 

[jackswstd]

And how exactly would a baby still in the womb get it's hands on a gun?

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

idk based off what domingo said above i thought this dude was part of slaimons johad or somethin, i dont know who he is

To be clear, I thought he was joking and I was joking as well

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

.... wonder if they drop the chorus for that song on the campaign....

Rubio is mulling over it

 

[Robbie3000]

To be fair, it worked for Nas.

 

[Won Won]

if babies had guns they wouldn't be able to pull the trigger or hold it

 

[Brown_Pride]

so.... a baby in an illegal immigrants stomach is american. So could the baby buy a gun and "gift it" to a parent?

Wait... does the baby go through gun training.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

1. Be a Republican Congressman.
2. Wake up in a giant mansion with a trophy wife.
3. Turn on the news in the morning and sneer at minorities making my life shytty.
4. Mexican nanny makes our family breakfast. Look at her as dirty because she's got flour from the pancakes she made me on her apron.
5. Spend the morning cleaning my guns, pondering how I can push the stupidity envelope today.
6. It's been pushed pretty far, but Texas refuses to be beaten at anything.
7. Realize that guns and fetuses are awesome and should be put together in a poltical slogan somehow.
8. "Realize" that fetuses should be armed.
9. Fetuses will protect us from minorities and abortionists and atheists.
10. Drink myself into a stupor and write down everything that hazes itself into my mind.
11. Pick out the best gem.
12. "If babies had guns, they wouldn't get aborted!"
13. ??????????????????
14. Profit!!

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

And how exactly would a baby still in the womb get it's hands on a gun?

they buy them off the fetal deep web black market with playskool bitcoins

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

He's an Aesop Rock stan.....​