Tell us things that give you 2nd hand embarrassment

[General Mills]

I have bushed two girls for this.

** pulls into the drive thru

Me - Yeah I want a number 2 with a ...

Gf - ( in the passenger seat leaning over me to yell into the speaker ) HEY WE WANT FRESH FRIES! DROP THE FRIES FRESH! LAST TIME I GOT OLD FRIES.

Me -

GF - GIVE ME A MCCHIKEN WITH EXTRA PICKLES LIGHT LIGHT MAYO AND TOMATOES!!



Then when we are a mile down the road.


GF - No turn around. Look at all of this mayo on my Mcchicken.

Me - It’s a dollar mcchicken. I’m not turning around


Gf - naw they need to get my food right!!

Me - I don’t think this is going to work out

 

[get these nets]

Adults getting hustled by religious figures or people clearly conning them

 

[Marzupial]

Adults getting hustled by religious figures or people clearly conning them

Good one

 

[8WON6]

I have bushed two girls for this.

** pulls into the drive thru

Me - Yeah I want a number 2 with a ...

Gf - ( in the passenger seat leaning over me to yell into the speaker ) HEY WE WANT FRESH FRIES! DROP THE FRIES FRESH! LAST TIME I GOT OLD FRIES.

Me -

GF - GIVE ME A MCCHIKEN WITH EXTRA PICKLES LIGHT LIGHT MAYO AND TOMATOES!!



Then when we are a mile down the road.


GF - No turn around. Look at all of this mayo on my Mcchicken.

Me - It’s a dollar mcchicken. I’m not turning around


Gf - naw they need to get my food right!!

Me - I don’t think this is going to work out

I, to this day, will never be the person doing a fast food run for other people or with other people because of shyt like this. It's fast food, there's a certain level of mistake you should expect. If its not that serious just chalk it up to the game.

 

[TNOT]

Watching someone get their card declined....

Yo ill pay for it to end the torture

Yeah that’s painful especially if it’s in a grocery store and you know the mom is buying groceries for her kids.

I know that struggle........

I’ve just told the cashier” I got it “ in the past .

 

[StarClout]

Dudes getting over emotional/insecure over women, classic example is when someone wants to start a fight because someone approached his girl or, even more embarrassing, when someone found out his girl been cheating on him and he wants to fight the other man

nikkas need to understand that fighting another man over a female is an L in itself (for various reasons). All these women out here and you wanna fight over one

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

When a white person goes viral for doing something racist, and they have a press conference with black people standing behind them, while apologizing


Or when a black person is in a picture full of white people, and they are smiling extra hard, like they feel so honored to be there

 

[General Mills]

I, to this day, will never be the person doing a fast food run for other people or with other people because of shyt like this. It's fast food, there's a certain level of mistake you should expect. If its not that serious just chalk it up to the game.

E X A C T L Y! You are ordering a 5 dollar meal and also telling them to add extra shyt like pickles and light mayo etc. . . They are making a million of them a day. They are going to fukk up

I told one girl you get what you pay for. You ordered a 5 dollar meal She was upset that I was not upset


She really wanted me to turn around so she could get a refund for a mcchicken. When I bushed her she was acting all surprised.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

morbidly obese people with a big ass fast food order

this takes the cake

Spoiler

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

nikkas need to understand that fighting another man over a female is an L in itself (for various reasons). All these women out here and you wanna fight over one

Its shameful and is pretty much revoking your mancard. In those scenarios I always ask myself whats the point ? Whats supposed to happen after you fought the other person over your cheating partner who doesnt have any respect for you ? Does that make one feel like he defended his „“““““““honor“““““““““ ?!
If thats your concern how about not having a cheating partner ?

Edit: Same goes for women. Fighting someone over your cheating partner is the ultimate sign you dont have an ounce of self respect

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

..peace god

this triggered something that makes me go

when i go to an african function and i see beautiful african women...and they are with white dudes...like the most incel looking opie ass white dudes...and im there struggling to understand the attraction...and dont let them be wearing traditional either...full on 2nd hand embarrassment

Peace

Embarrassing

Wifey tells me that I’m racist, I disagree and I tell her that I have white friends

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Any poorly done public performance, even if it's on video. I don't know why, but I can remember all the way back to 4th grade how we'd have to watch dumb corny shyt in class and I'd feel bad for the people who made the shyt cause I just assumed everyone else thought it was corny too.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

When a thread i like doesn't do numbers

 

[Professor Emeritus]

There's a great thread about the ether children spew

When kids are around you gotta be on your Ps and Qs. They will tell you things about your life

My best friend's daughter was like 7 years old when her aunt (about 30 at the time, my friend's little sister) got a parking ticket.


7-year-old: "Why'd you get a ticket?"

aunt: "I was parked where I wasn't supposed to be."

7-year-old: "Why did you park where you weren't supposed to be?"

aunt: "I messed up, I was stupid."

7-year-old: "That's like your whole life."




Worse part is that when you hear a little kid say shyt like that you know it must be cause her mama always talking about all the mistakes her sister makes.....but she knew she was a fukkup too so she just had to agree and take that L.

 

[IgnorantDwayneWayne]

All the flirting that was done by Elle Driver n Ibrowse in this thread makes me embarrassed

Just DM each other