Tell me why a GROWN MAN was crying at the barbershop

[MeachTheMonster]

My 2 year old son sits there like a champ and gets his hair cut.

This nikka must not have no daddy

 

[Mowgli]

My barber took a chunk of my damn ear off.

<---- my face because pain threshold levels at beyond normal men.

<--- this cat as he puts that white shyt on my ear to stop the bleeding. I been cutting my own hair ever since. Better even. Got tired of leavin there with a mustach that looks like a blade of grass.

 

[Silver Surfer]

My barber took a chunk of my damn ear off.

<---- my face because pain threshold levels at beyond normal men.

<--- this cat as he puts that white shyt on my ear to stop the bleeding. I been cutting my own hair ever since. Better even. Got tired of leavin there with a mustach that looks like a blade of grass.

ok...describe the blade of grass analogy????

 

[904]

I miss this feeling.. I mean I get even more play now with the baldie but I miss the tradition of him passing me the mirror to show me his latest masterpiece

 

[Mowgli]

ok...describe the blade of grass analogy????

Imagine every corner of your facial hair being as thin as a damn toothpick. I realized i like my stach to be a little wider. Bruh was cuttin my stach to look like a blade of grass.

 

[thoushallhustle]

I had a salon bytch cut my hair once when I was in HS cause my regular barber was on vacation

badd broad too, titties was in my face, pushin' up on me and I'm sitting there like in the mirror

I wanted to get at her but I was only 13

I saw her a few years later at a quickchek, I didn't recognize her at first then she turned around and I was like "heyyy" and I looked down, bytch was 9 months pregs I was like "alrite well take care, nice to see u again" and left

thats gonna be me when i get my license. p*ssy all up on ya arm n shyt

 

[Harry Sax]

tha best feeling after tha cut is gettin tha alcohol treatment, walkin outside and havin tha wind it it like

 

[MeachTheMonster]

thats gonna be me when i get my license. p*ssy all up on ya arm n shyt

Damn, where they do that at. This haircutting shyt I be doin is all wrong

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Imagine every corner of your facial hair being as thin as a damn toothpick. I realized i like my stach to be a little wider. Bruh was cuttin my stach to look like a blade of grass.

Word man. The barber I fukk with now is good but I have to remind him every time to keep my mustache full. Otherwise he takes it way too close to the lip. I can't stand that shyt. I miss just sitting in the chair and not having to say shyt.

 

[havoc00]

I saw some big kid in the chair was like 9 but fat and he kept moving and making faces his dad said dont be a bytch I was sitting there like

 

[newworldafro]

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[jaguar paw]

I miss this feeling.. I mean I get even more play now with the baldie but I miss the tradition of him passing me the mirror to show me his latest masterpiece

Old ass nikka

 

[BamdaDon]

I miss this feeling.. I mean I get even more play now with the baldie but I miss the tradition of him passing me the mirror to show me his latest masterpiece

 

[Tres Leches]

lollilop ? this dude was gay or I call ducktales

 

[Typical White Guy]

I just got a haircut earlier and took a picture of my "barbershop". They don't use alcohol at mine though

$9 haircuts, you can't beat that!