Momma: "Dat boy been actin' a ass in school. He got suspended and came home firin' up the grill like he on vacation."
*Pops goes to the back*
Pops: "Yo momma said you got suspended from school. What the fukk you doin out here BBQ'in?
"
Son: "I ain't suspended from this grill
"
Pops: "Oh, you talkin' back??!!! Stay right there."
*Pops been working all day, wife ain't cooked, that food on the grill lookin' and smellin' good. His intentions were to go get the belt but he came back out with a paper plate, hamburger bun, hot dog bun, and a Heineken*
Pops(in a low tone): "Put a brat and a hamburger on this plate. Hurry up
"