Taylor Swift wearing 5 inch heels and still have negative azz.

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Ass flat as week old soda. But hell, can't like I wouldn't crack them thighs if she offered it

Firstly and foremost, because I like slim chicks anyway. And although she's slimmer than what I usually like, she's still #slimgang so her body isn't an issue.
And secondly, because she's rich

I don't understand anyone in here who isn't either married, or rich themselves, saying they wouldn't smash even if not just for the possibility of hittin a $ lick out of the whole ordeal $$.

 

[Cat piss martini]

her farts are instant.

 

[Eddy Gordo]

Would impregnate.

She would be fine as shyt with that post baby weight. Y'all gotta plan ahead.

 

[Rawtid]

Plus bragging rights

Take a number.

 

[Fandroid]

Wood smash

If this was a black woman, none of you would be saying this.

 

[Fandroid]

Would impregnate.

She would be fine as shyt with that post baby weight. Y'all gotta plan ahead.

if this was a black woman, you wouldn't be saying this.

 

[Fandroid]

Why do nikkas in these threads always assume they'll recieve some sort of financial compensation for smashing

Dudes making up compensation scenarios for their c00ning.

"yessuh i gon' GETS me a millin DOLLAZ for touchin massas skeleton daughter ,yessssum!!"

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

If this was a black woman, none of you would be saying this.

Tell me more about who I would and wouldn't smash

 

[GunRanger]

Long legs

 

[Kings County]

shes white what u expect ? lol
id pipe though and i dont even like white girls

 

[Fandroid]

Tell me more about who I would and wouldn't smash

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

I'd bang too, but that ass is too thin, no?

Taylor Swift is more about bangin' for the story.

 

[Eddy Gordo]

if this was a black woman, you wouldn't be saying this.

Any woman worth 250 mil getting smashed on principle. But sure, keep telling me who I would or wouldn't fukk

 

[Fandroid]

Any woman worth 250 mil getting smashed on principle. But sure, keep telling me who I would or wouldn't fukk

why do you believe you'll get money for smashing?

You a prostitute, breh?


So you'll smash Queen Elizabeth, too?

"yeah bruh bruh that old royal money, mayne"

Make excuses for your c00ning, brehs.

 

[Fandroid]

@MrSlyyy still no reply.