she just finished sucking me off when her roommate knocks on the door. she gets up, opens the door and they have a discussion about the water bill. then she comes back, sits next to me on the couch.
me:
and hand her a chewing gum.
she:
"what's wrong"
me:
"i don't want to say, you'll get mad."
she:
"what is it?"
me:
"your breath smells like semen"
she:
"does that mean when i was talking to my roommate..."
me: "i'm sure she didn't notice." and calm her down.
we cuddle, and after a couple of minutes she tries to kiss me.
me:
she: "what"
me: "your breath smells like semen"