Talk about a time where you knew a chick was bout to go off and u couldnt stop it

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finished having sex she rolls over like

her: so what are we
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me: what u mean?
her: what is our relationship with one another
me: we cool
her: oh we cool :leon:
me: yea we're good good friends
her: ohhh we friends? :leon:
me: :wow::whoo:
her: :demonic:
me: :lupe:
her: so friends do what we just did ?
(she had that look in her eye i knew she was bout to go off)
me: some of them :snoop::to:
her:
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after that she blacked out screaming at me, throwing all my stuff
 

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I was having sex with this french chick, consensual I think, she couldn't speak English. It must have been. She asked 'condom'. I grunted. She put it in anyway. Praise the lord. I'll get back to that. Anyway she wasn't a looker per se. But we're in the middle of some dirty loving and the TV is on. It's on some sort of bible channel. So while I'm giving it to this chick I've got some religious dude giving it to me.

Lust is a sin brehs.
 

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When u say some foul shyt u shouldnt have said, and that millisecond after u get it out, u be like "why did I say that?:snoop:"

A woman could never beat my ass, but when they mad, the shyt aint sweet
 

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I rather fistfight a nikka off the fukkin streets:bryan:

You ain't lying :laff: atleast I know if when it's over, no matter how bloody the outcome, it's done with. These chicks will go on some 3 stages of hell type shyt :dead:
 

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When she repeats back what you said, throws an "Oh" in front, then hits you with back to back to back (rapid fire) questions

"Oh...so you don't remember when I asked you to clean out the fridge?
:why:
So what, you thought it was just gonna self clean?
:dwillhuh:
Is that what you thought? Or did you think that I was gonna clean it?
:patrice:






:snoop:

:bryan:

:deadmanny:
 

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she just finished sucking me off when her roommate knocks on the door. she gets up, opens the door and they have a discussion about the water bill. then she comes back, sits next to me on the couch.
me: :lolbron: and hand her a chewing gum.
she: :wtb: "what's wrong"
me: :lolbron: "i don't want to say, you'll get mad."
she: :birdman: "what is it?"
me: :steviej: "your breath smells like semen"
she: :what::merchant: :damn: "does that mean when i was talking to my roommate..."
me: "i'm sure she didn't notice." and calm her down.
we cuddle, and after a couple of minutes she tries to kiss me.
me: :huhldup:
she: "what"
me: :troll: "your breath smells like semen"
 
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